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Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
Cause if it had 4 doors it would be a chicken sedan.
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What did one mushroom say to the other mushroom at the end of their first date?
You're a fungi!
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Why are there gates around cemeteries?
Because people are dying to get in.
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I went to a seafood disco last week…and pulled a muscle.
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