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08-10-2013, 06:07 PM
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I love this thread! It is so funny.
I am warming up some jokes to join in soon so wait right here I will be back.  Chad |
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08-11-2013, 12:55 PM
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08-11-2013, 02:05 PM
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What do you call a fish with no eye's, .... a fsh.
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08-11-2013, 06:00 PM
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Hi,
here goes........... two atoms are sitting in the bar watching sports and drinking bear having a great time. When they leave the bar one atom says to the other "hey I think I left an electron in the bar" The other atom says "are you sure?" and the first atom says "I am positive"! Get it? Science joke! Chad
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08-11-2013, 07:20 PM
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This guy's wife sends him to the store and tells him to get a gallon of milk, and if they have any alvacados get 6. So he comes home from the store and his wife said, why in the world did you get 6 gallons of milk? He said, they had alvacados .
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08-11-2013, 07:29 PM
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08-12-2013, 10:30 AM
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I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him 50 dollars that he couldn’t reach the meat off the top shelf. He said, “No, the steaks are too high.”
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