5 things you never wanted to know about me.

deathbypoem · 08-11-2013, 03:38 PM

1. I don't like people in the kitchen while I'm cooking. Unless I have asked them to help me.

2. The feeling of someone rubbing my face irks me to no end. I've never enjoyed it and it starts to feel raw after a while.

3. I try my best to be nice to people making my food in public but sometimes I notice myself getting pissy if its wrong.

4. Refusing to go barefoot in the house has raised some odd questions in my life. No wonder my feet are soft as hell.

5. I have a process in the way I eat my food, everytime.

Ginger · 01-21-2014, 03:38 PM

1) I am an insufferable neatnik.
2) I hide my shyness by asking other people a lot of questions.
3) I drink orange juice out of the carton.
4) I'm not a fan of Mother Theresa.
5) I have a lot of unpopular opinions I keep to myself.

Rolo · 01-21-2014, 04:13 PM

1. When talking about what someone else said I always change my voice or maybe add an accent...this is NOT how I think you sound, it's just what I do.

2. If it's on the floor and light enough I'll pick it up with my toes (who has time to bend over).

3. I hate the sound snow makes when you walk on it - drives me crazy.

4. My sarcasm gets me into trouble.

5. I'm a little obsessed with the apocalypse, and not in a religious way but in a national disaster, asteroid, last people on earth, find a new planet, survival, zombie kind of way.

Happy_Go_Lucky · 01-21-2014, 04:21 PM

1. I lived in Korea for 8 years, does NOT use chopsticks.

2.Vacuums the carpet on my out of the house (no tracks when I return)

3. Tugs at the left, bottom portion of shirts. Causes rub holes eventually.

4. Avoids big, hairy people.

5. Eats with a vintage child's cowboy fork

C0LLETTE · 01-21-2014, 06:15 PM

Some of these lists make me chuckle uncontrollably ( yes, some femmes do chuckle) I just wish I had a vintage cowboy child's fork lol ...and backing out of your house as you vacuum is a hoot.

as for me:

1. I am obsessively organised. That means: I do not leave any loose paperclips on my desk after 7 pm and I shred anything I haven't got a folder for.

2. I'm the idiot standing outside in 40 below weather, smoking a cigarette.

3. I'm cheap. I'm wearing my Mother's reading glasses. She's been dead since 1997. I'm also sentimental.

4. I'm only 4'11 but not a single living being who hasn't met me in person would ever know or guess that.

5. I make more money than God(dess) but I've voted Left all my life.

08-11-2013, 03:38 PM	#1
deathbypoem Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Poetically versed to breathe only truth and bleed certainty Preferred Pronoun?: Kane Relationship Status: Married to Chefnaction Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Finally, home Posts: 1,987 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 5,900 Thanked 4,733 Times in 1,583 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	1. I don't like people in the kitchen while I'm cooking. Unless I have asked them to help me. 2. The feeling of someone rubbing my face irks me to no end. I've never enjoyed it and it starts to feel raw after a while. 3. I try my best to be nice to people making my food in public but sometimes I notice myself getting pissy if its wrong. 4. Refusing to go barefoot in the house has raised some odd questions in my life. No wonder my feet are soft as hell. 5. I have a process in the way I eat my food, everytime. __________________ I need your grace To remind me To find my own

01-21-2014, 03:38 PM	#2
Ginger Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Femme lesbian Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: East coast Posts: 2,416 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 5,829 Thanked 12,296 Times in 2,057 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	1) I am an insufferable neatnik. 2) I hide my shyness by asking other people a lot of questions. 3) I drink orange juice out of the carton. 4) I'm not a fan of Mother Theresa. 5) I have a lot of unpopular opinions I keep to myself. __________________ Reach out.

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Rolo Member How Do You Identify?: Femme lesbian Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: Single Join Date: Jan 2014 Location: Canada eh! Posts: 101 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 99 Thanked 205 Times in 55 Posts Rep Power: 1932750	1. When talking about what someone else said I always change my voice or maybe add an accent...this is NOT how I think you sound, it's just what I do. 2. If it's on the floor and light enough I'll pick it up with my toes (who has time to bend over). 3. I hate the sound snow makes when you walk on it - drives me crazy. 4. My sarcasm gets me into trouble. 5. I'm a little obsessed with the apocalypse, and not in a religious way but in a national disaster, asteroid, last people on earth, find a new planet, survival, zombie kind of way. __________________ I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches. Alice Roosevelt Longworth

01-21-2014, 06:15 PM	#5
C0LLETTE Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: Depends on the day. Preferred Pronoun?: "I" and "we" Relationship Status: Very good. Thank you for asking. Join Date: Feb 2013 Location: Canada Posts: 11,501 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 16,676 Thanked 15,171 Times in 4,339 Posts Rep Power: 21474860	Some of these lists make me chuckle uncontrollably ( yes, some femmes do chuckle) I just wish I had a vintage cowboy child's fork lol ...and backing out of your house as you vacuum is a hoot. as for me: 1. I am obsessively organised. That means: I do not leave any loose paperclips on my desk after 7 pm and I shred anything I haven't got a folder for. 2. I'm the idiot standing outside in 40 below weather, smoking a cigarette. 3. I'm cheap. I'm wearing my Mother's reading glasses. She's been dead since 1997. I'm also sentimental. 4. I'm only 4'11 but not a single living being who hasn't met me in person would ever know or guess that. 5. I make more money than God(dess) but I've voted Left all my life. __________________ ______________________________ ______________________________

01-21-2014, 04:21 PM	#4
Happy_Go_Lucky Member How Do You Identify?: OFOS Butch who desires femme company. Preferred Pronoun?: Handsome devil you. Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: Anywhere I want to be Posts: 677 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,203 Thanked 3,365 Times in 627 Posts Rep Power: 21474849	1. I lived in Korea for 8 years, does NOT use chopsticks. 2.Vacuums the carpet on my out of the house (no tracks when I return) 3. Tugs at the left, bottom portion of shirts. Causes rub holes eventually. 4. Avoids big, hairy people. 5. Eats with a vintage child's cowboy fork