Corny jokes

Chad · 08-11-2013, 06:00 PM

Hi,

here goes...........

two atoms are sitting in the bar watching sports and drinking bear having a great time. When they leave the bar one atom says to the other "hey I think I left an electron in the bar" The other atom says "are you sure?" and the first atom says "I am positive"!

Get it? Science joke!

Chad

JAGG · 08-11-2013, 07:20 PM

This guy's wife sends him to the store and tells him to get a gallon of milk, and if they have any alvacados get 6. So he comes home from the store and his wife said, why in the world did you get 6 gallons of milk? He said, they had alvacados .

SleepyButch · 08-11-2013, 07:29 PM

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow blower?

Hand him a shovel.

Janstevie · 08-12-2013, 10:30 AM

I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him 50 dollars that he couldn’t reach the meat off the top shelf. He said, “No, the steaks are too high.”

08-11-2013, 06:00 PM	#1
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08-11-2013, 07:20 PM	#2
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08-11-2013, 07:29 PM	#3
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Janstevie Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Soft Butch Relationship Status: single Join Date: May 2010 Location: England Posts: 1,814 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 112 Thanked 1,331 Times in 411 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him 50 dollars that he couldn’t reach the meat off the top shelf. He said, “No, the steaks are too high.”