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Old 09-05-2013, 05:21 AM   #1
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Nothing like a predawn "WE HAVE TO PEE!!!!!" Whine and shake the bed fest.

Discovered roomie let both alpha cats outside before going to bed. I do not allow cats outside at night alone. Last cat fight with feral males almost cost Buddie her life. If I hadn't kept looking for her the infection would have killed her. You would think after spending almost two grand it would occur to someone to freeking pay attention to her responsibility to protect her charges.

But nooooooooo. Freeking grow the freek UP ALREADY. GEEZUS.

Okie dokie, done virtual screaming.

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Lately we have had some pet kidnaping going on hear,last week in a town not far from hear someone as driveing around the neighborhood then started picking up dogs that were out on the streets and in peoples yards if no one looks like they were home.What got them caught was an abservant neighbor who was walikng her dogs notices the strange car picking up a neingbors pet,she got the licence plate number and discription of the jeep as well as the person driveing even took a picture with her cell phone.She approached the car and demaned the driver to give back the next door neighbors dog.While doing this the police drove up and arrested the theif,all the dogs got back to theire owners by the end of the day.The person who did this is now in the city jail I do hope this isnt the end of it cause the perp should do time for breaking into someones yard to get one of the dogs.Im not shure what the law says about pet naping but I do hope something is done.This has happened to other folks but this is the first time someone got caught.
All the pet owners in my negihbor hood have now organised a watch to hopefuly keep this from happning hear,every one has provided a pictire of theire pets cats included,now all the fences are up graded plus now have looked gates.Locks only keep honest folks honest but its a start.
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Neighbor comes over to greet us this evening ......

N: you need to keep your cat Buddy at home at night!

Roomie : oh? Why is that?

N: she came over and got in bed with our friend ....

R: really?

N: ya, she shit all over him while he was passed out from drinking and fell asleep on him and the shit!


We explained that Buddy is not allowed out at night. The big grey feral male must have done it.
Maybe he drank the last beer.
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Old 09-07-2013, 09:59 AM   #4
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When I get up in the morning one cat must go outside for a territory check immediately (screaming at me). One cat must have breakfast right away (screaming at me) and the baby kitty laughs while I run around the house playing nursemaid to the other two cats.

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The last couple days the pup has got to go with me to pick up and take momma to work. She loves to go for car rides. She pants though a lot in the car and I keep reminding her she needs to drink more water at home. As soon as we get home, to the water she goes. lol She is fast asleep right now on her Scooby doo pink blankie and earlier she was snuggled next to me and put her paw on me. soooo cute. I'll be waking her soon for a walk to go wee.

yesterday she got a nice oatmeal bath and smells sooo fresh. I call her oatmeal now. haha.
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While looking at the status of the shoes I ordered from Amazon yesterday, it occurred to me that I may need a shoe safe. I have replaced the shoe below two times now, because Obi finds the straps to be magically chewlicious.



Yes, I realize that I am responsible for the destruction. I know better than to leave them within range of his mouth.

Recently, because Obi is one of two dogs that I share custody of with the ex, I was informed that his step-mother, Allison, had described Obi as a new form of shoe credit card. She says that every time he finds a shoe and destroys it, she gets to utilize the Obi credit card (meaning Hayden's credit card), and buy a new pair of shoes. Apparently, she is not as attached to her shoes as I am.

I think Allison is pretty funny, as long as she does not suggest involving my credit card.



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My mini dapple stole my wallet out of my purse in the middle of the night! I found it in her special hiding spot under the sofa...
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