What Cracked You Up Today?

jac · 09-07-2013, 04:46 PM

What cracked me up...??

Neighbor boy after a long day of emotional highs and lows at play... referencing the General:

"I've only known her for a little bit, but whew..."

Ahahahahaaaaaaa

Linus · 09-08-2013, 06:10 PM

Watching the Best of Whose Line is it Anyways? and we saw this one

.

I'm so glad that show is back. It's absolutely awesome and funny.

Blade · 09-08-2013, 06:31 PM

Saturday morning a tiny boy maybe four yrs old, was standing outside his tent in his Superman underwear and Tshirt watching three deer walk beside his camp. He was so quiet watching the deer.

After they moved on, I looked back over toward Superman's camp and he came running out of his driveway with a red cape flying behind him. Me and my camping buddy called him Superman the rest of the weekend.

I had to laugh at this. It reminded me of my cousin and I Forty five years ago, running threw Gigi's house playing Batman and Robin....Nana nana nana nana Batmannnnn LOL

o'queery · 09-08-2013, 10:55 PM

Oh Em Gee..

my Syr singing "my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard"

Now..

You KNOW that;s fucking hilarious.

o'queery · 09-09-2013, 01:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dameonboy

Oh Em Gee..

my Syr singing "my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard"

Now..

You KNOW that;s fucking hilarious.

i am still laughing about this..

This is gonna be one of those gifts that keeps on giving.

cinnamongrrl · 09-17-2013, 07:51 PM

two things on my way to my second client...

First, I saw an elderly lady pausing on her walk....wondering if she was ok, I slowed down to see what was wrong....she was answering her cell phone...it just tickles me when old people use them....my mom included

Secondly, I stopped at Mcd's to get a coffee (I'm soooo addicted to their pumpkin spice!) and the lady handed me the coffee and a....straw....and I told her the straws have gotten WICKED tiny! She agreed. And then we both realized simultaneously that it was a stir stick and not the intended straw....it wasn't even first thing in the morning so there's no excuse....

o'queery · 09-17-2013, 08:34 PM

Syr in the living room says to me with a smile~

"So, if I grab your cock does that make Me a <edited>?"

me to Syr, wicked evil smile says in return

~ "Well of course it does, Syr.... (whispers) <edited>"

<3

Hell Yes

Blade · 09-21-2013, 04:05 PM

I actually had to laugh at the Florida/Tennessee football game. The first half was like watching 22 clowns play offense. Both teams were ridiculous. The defenses should sleep good tonight.

cinnamongrrl · 10-30-2013, 09:32 AM

I had a tootsie pop...cuz I raided the Halloween candy....

I gave the lollipop stick to my pit bull sister, Mae Mobley...just to see what she would do....

She worked that little lollipop stick like it was a bone...laid in the grass with that tiny thing between her massive paws...and didn't let any of the other dogs near her while she had it. She walked around with the stick just barely visible sticking out of her massive jaws...she reminded me of Telly Savalas lol She got every tiny little speck of candy off that stick...You'd think I had given her a marrow bone.... it was just beyond adorable

It's just such an irony that a dog known for it's power and teeth worked something so delicate in such a nimble manner....she didn't rip it or anything. It was only slightly bent when I finally took it away from her....

cinnamongrrl · 11-06-2013, 10:04 PM

My mother....

I was trying to introduce her to online dating...it's about time! She been single for many moons now...anywho...

I was walking her through the process...and it got to where she needed a handle...and I explained...this is the name that people will see you by...and she says..."I want to be 'naughty girl'".

The apple and the tree y'all....lol

Kenna · 01-08-2014, 08:25 PM

Kenna: ohhhh I wish I had some of those key lime cookies!
"Mawmaw": me too! I will give you the money for the ingredients if you make them
Kenna: (quietly chuckling because she thought I had previously made them from scratch) No problem . It's just a pouch like the Orangecicle ones at Walmart. next time I'm in town I'll get them.
(Later) Kenna: I wonder what they would be like in the Reddy Set Go muffin maker??
"Mawmaw": ME WANT COOKIES NOT MUFFINS

Omg I cracked up at this sweet "Mawmaw" saying ME WANT COOKIES !!

09-08-2013, 06:10 PM	#2
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09-08-2013, 06:31 PM	#3
Blade Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: TG Preferred Pronoun?: He Relationship Status: once in a while someone amazing comes along...and here I am! Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Down on the farm Posts: 5,501 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,855 Thanked 14,412 Times in 4,058 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	SUPERMAN Saturday morning a tiny boy maybe four yrs old, was standing outside his tent in his Superman underwear and Tshirt watching three deer walk beside his camp. He was so quiet watching the deer. After they moved on, I looked back over toward Superman's camp and he came running out of his driveway with a red cape flying behind him. Me and my camping buddy called him Superman the rest of the weekend. I had to laugh at this. It reminded me of my cousin and I Forty five years ago, running threw Gigi's house playing Batman and Robin....Nana nana nana nana Batmannnnn LOL __________________ Yeah so what if I'm triple dipped in awesome sauce? The best way to predict the future, is to create it.

09-08-2013, 10:55 PM	#4
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09-17-2013, 07:51 PM	#6
cinnamongrrl Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: cleverly disguised as a responsible adult* Preferred Pronoun?: wild woman Relationship Status: No, thank you. Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Home in NC..gonna dig in like a tick this time… Posts: 7,665 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 15,247 Thanked 27,604 Times in 6,959 Posts Rep Power: 21474859	two things on my way to my second client... First, I saw an elderly lady pausing on her walk....wondering if she was ok, I slowed down to see what was wrong....she was answering her cell phone...it just tickles me when old people use them....my mom included Secondly, I stopped at Mcd's to get a coffee (I'm soooo addicted to their pumpkin spice!) and the lady handed me the coffee and a....straw....and I told her the straws have gotten WICKED tiny! She agreed. And then we both realized simultaneously that it was a stir stick and not the intended straw....it wasn't even first thing in the morning so there's no excuse.... __________________

09-17-2013, 08:34 PM	#7
o'queery Member How Do You Identify?: serviceboy Preferred Pronoun?: him, hey boy Relationship Status: boyfriend of my joey. <3 Imma lucky bitchboy! Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Off the Grid Posts: 864 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,770 Thanked 1,892 Times in 521 Posts Rep Power: 21474851	afternoon chit chat/// Syr in the living room says to me with a smile~ "So, if I grab your cock does that make Me a <edited>?" me to Syr, wicked evil smile says in return ~ "Well of course it does, Syr.... (whispers) <edited>" <3 Hell Yes __________________ I'm not an artist i'm a fucking work of art Last edited by Gentle Tiger; 09-18-2013 at 06:42 PM. Reason: Removed term that is considered offensive.

09-07-2013, 04:46 PM	#1
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09-21-2013, 04:05 PM	#8
Blade Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: TG Preferred Pronoun?: He Relationship Status: once in a while someone amazing comes along...and here I am! Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Down on the farm Posts: 5,501 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,855 Thanked 14,412 Times in 4,058 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	I actually had to laugh at the Florida/Tennessee football game. The first half was like watching 22 clowns play offense. Both teams were ridiculous. The defenses should sleep good tonight. __________________ Yeah so what if I'm triple dipped in awesome sauce? The best way to predict the future, is to create it.

10-30-2013, 09:32 AM	#9
cinnamongrrl Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: cleverly disguised as a responsible adult* Preferred Pronoun?: wild woman Relationship Status: No, thank you. Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Home in NC..gonna dig in like a tick this time… Posts: 7,665 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 15,247 Thanked 27,604 Times in 6,959 Posts Rep Power: 21474859	I had a tootsie pop...cuz I raided the Halloween candy.... I gave the lollipop stick to my pit bull sister, Mae Mobley...just to see what she would do.... She worked that little lollipop stick like it was a bone...laid in the grass with that tiny thing between her massive paws...and didn't let any of the other dogs near her while she had it. She walked around with the stick just barely visible sticking out of her massive jaws...she reminded me of Telly Savalas lol She got every tiny little speck of candy off that stick...You'd think I had given her a marrow bone.... it was just beyond adorable It's just such an irony that a dog known for it's power and teeth worked something so delicate in such a nimble manner....she didn't rip it or anything. It was only slightly bent when I finally took it away from her.... __________________

11-06-2013, 10:04 PM	#10
cinnamongrrl Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: cleverly disguised as a responsible adult* Preferred Pronoun?: wild woman Relationship Status: No, thank you. Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Home in NC..gonna dig in like a tick this time… Posts: 7,665 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 15,247 Thanked 27,604 Times in 6,959 Posts Rep Power: 21474859	My mother.... I was trying to introduce her to online dating...it's about time! She been single for many moons now...anywho... I was walking her through the process...and it got to where she needed a handle...and I explained...this is the name that people will see you by...and she says..."I want to be 'naughty girl'". The apple and the tree y'all....lol __________________

01-08-2014, 08:25 PM	#11
Kenna Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Fiery, Sassy, Tough As Nails, Femme Tomboy Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: I am your favorite hello and hardest goodbye. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: NC & CO Posts: 4,806 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,624 Thanked 12,189 Times in 3,779 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	text convo with roommate's mom Kenna: ohhhh I wish I had some of those key lime cookies! "Mawmaw": me too! I will give you the money for the ingredients if you make them Kenna: (quietly chuckling because she thought I had previously made them from scratch) No problem . It's just a pouch like the Orangecicle ones at Walmart. next time I'm in town I'll get them. (Later) Kenna: I wonder what they would be like in the Reddy Set Go muffin maker?? "Mawmaw": ME WANT COOKIES NOT MUFFINS Omg I cracked up at this sweet "Mawmaw" saying ME WANT COOKIES !! __________________ **************************** She has been through hell, so believe me when I say, fear her when she looks into a fire and smiles. ~E.Corona~