best text you received today

Katniss · 09-18-2013, 10:58 PM

From an accountant at work;

"Don't worry about the project being over budget. Carolyn has money left and she can shit it into your account on Friday. "

and of course me being me I had to reply;

"I always knew Carolyn was a valuable employee but if she has that kind of talent then I request her immediate transfer to my team."

Katniss~~(this funny text brought to you by the letter 'f' )

cara · 09-18-2013, 11:06 PM

From my friend and mentor: "And I like hearing you taking the advance...yay you...rock it sister!"

Supportive friends are the best!

:-)

Nic · 09-18-2013, 11:08 PM

"The golden in Ex2 has green poop in his eyes"

"GREEN GOOP!"

Chancie · 09-19-2013, 03:41 AM

I made dinner!

09-18-2013, 11:06 PM	#2
cara Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Queer/lesbian femme Preferred Pronoun?: She/her Relationship Status: Married to my love 08.15.15 Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Indianapolis, IN Posts: 3,401 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 11,995 Thanked 13,254 Times in 2,725 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	From my friend and mentor: "And I like hearing you taking the advance...yay you...rock it sister!" Supportive friends are the best! :-) __________________ "The world in which you were born is just one model of reality. Other cultures are not failed attempts at being you; they are unique manifestations of the human spirit." ~Wade Davis

09-18-2013, 11:08 PM	#3
Nic Member How Do You Identify?: Male (FtM) Preferred Pronoun?: He Relationship Status: I am her North and she is my Star. Join Date: Jun 2013 Location: Northampton, MA Posts: 195 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,029 Thanked 765 Times in 131 Posts Rep Power: 16841396	"The golden in Ex2 has green poop in his eyes" "GREEN GOOP!" __________________ "Trust is a verb." Street Buddha.

09-18-2013, 10:58 PM	#1
Katniss Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Dame, doll, twist, dish Preferred Pronoun?: Ladylike ones Relationship Status: ***** Join Date: Jul 2012 Location: We drink sweet tea here Posts: 2,903 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 6,654 Thanked 10,368 Times in 2,088 Posts Rep Power**: 21474851	From an accountant at work; "Don't worry about the project being over budget. Carolyn has money left and she can shit it into your account on Friday. " and of course me being me I had to reply; "I always knew Carolyn was a valuable employee but if she has that kind of talent then I request her immediate transfer to my team." Katniss~~(this funny text brought to you by the letter 'f' )

09-19-2013, 03:41 AM	#4
Chancie Senior Member How Do You Identify?: queer femme-inist Relationship Status: I'm lucky. Join Date: May 2010 Location: Western Mass Posts: 3,774 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,518 Thanked 14,542 Times in 2,744 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	I made dinner!