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Old 09-19-2013, 07:08 PM   #1
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"You look so nice, I didn't recognize you".

That actually happened, but it wasn't on a date but meeting a friend. I laughed, because I knew what she meant (new blouse) and it just came out wrong.
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Old 09-19-2013, 08:51 PM   #7
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I guess I'm not a good date, then. I have a son who is sick and it doesn't matter to me where I am or who I am with. If my son's caregiver calls or texts, I am answering as I know it will be important. And as for leftovers, I do take them home, too. Waste not want not. Maybe I need to go back and read the B-F dating handbook.
And I'm sure it is a major no-no to use coupons, but I do!!!!
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"I'm sorry. I did not have time to shower. How badly do I smell right now?"

Well, the person never mentioned that she didn't have a shower...

I went on a date with a very nice and very good looking butch....

Now, about that shower thing...uh, well, she smelled so bad I couldn't muster up any romantic feelings whatsoever.
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Any sorts of deep emotional truth/baggage telling upon first meeting. I once went on a FIRST date with a girl who proceed to read me her poetry she had written on being sexually abused by a family member.

Also...'I hope you're into bondage. I LOVE rough sex.'
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I'm going on a date this Sunday, I don't drink Alcohol, she loves to drink and we are going to a Venue..
I also find her Irish Accent so strong i cant understand her at times, so then i feel embarrassed, but she is cuddly and lovely , inked all over (so i believe).
She also doesn't give a s##t that i'm M-T-F, had no idea till i told her, as i felt it was best to be honest.
So as long as can try really hard to understand her, which will be harder after shes had about 10 pints of ale, all should be good.
Trying to be aware and accepting of peoples cultural and linguistic differences can be hard sometimes.
Thick IRISH BROGUE, Is another language !!!
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A butch said to me...

I don't know why i asked you out, i usually only date other butches.
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Talk about what her ex like o dislikes...example..."hey...u don't eat broccoli?..my ex also don't like brocoli n etc......"....i dun like such comparison....its annoyed me....uhuhu
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Never say 'you're almost as pretty as my old girlfriend. God I loved her.' Someone said this to me once and that date ended quickly!

People have said so many dumb things to me on first dates or trying to pick me up... there must be something about me.

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