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"I just have to make a phone call, you don't mind, do you?"
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Hey boy!!! Relationship Status:
counting freckles slowly under Her direction!!! Join Date: Nov 2009
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"i hate reading"
total turn off!!! NEXT!!!
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counting freckles slowly under Her direction!!! Join Date: Nov 2009
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"i am not political"
this made me want to poke my ears out!!!
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"You look so nice, I didn't recognize you".
That actually happened, but it wasn't on a date but meeting a friend. I laughed, because I knew what she meant (new blouse) and it just came out wrong.
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The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one. ~Erma Bombeck
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Give me your leftovers, I'll eat them for lunch tomorrow.
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"I'm sorry. I did not have time to shower. How badly do I smell right now?"
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. You cannot embrace those things that will not embrace you back.
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“Well, I wouldn’t say that I was wrongfully imprisoned. But the imprisoned part, sure. That sounds accurate.”
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. You cannot embrace those things that will not embrace you back.
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I guess I'm not a good date, then. I have a son who is sick and it doesn't matter to me where I am or who I am with. If my son's caregiver calls or texts, I am answering as I know it will be important. And as for leftovers, I do take them home, too. Waste not want not. Maybe I need to go back and read the B-F dating handbook.
And I'm sure it is a major no-no to use coupons, but I do!!!!
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Well, the person never mentioned that she didn't have a shower... I went on a date with a very nice and very good looking butch.... Now, about that shower thing...uh, well, she smelled so bad I couldn't muster up any romantic feelings whatsoever. |
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Any sorts of deep emotional truth/baggage telling upon first meeting. I once went on a FIRST date with a girl who proceed to read me her poetry she had written on being sexually abused by a family member.
Also...'I hope you're into bondage. I LOVE rough sex.' |
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I'm going on a date this Sunday, I don't drink Alcohol, she loves to drink and we are going to a Venue..
I also find her Irish Accent so strong i cant understand her at times, so then i feel embarrassed, but she is cuddly and lovely , inked all over (so i believe). She also doesn't give a s##t that i'm M-T-F, had no idea till i told her, as i felt it was best to be honest. So as long as can try really hard to understand her, which will be harder after shes had about 10 pints of ale, all should be good. Trying to be aware and accepting of peoples cultural and linguistic differences can be hard sometimes. Thick IRISH BROGUE, Is another language !!! |
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I forgot my wallet. Can you cover the tab?
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A butch said to me...
I don't know why i asked you out, i usually only date other butches.
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Talk about what her ex like o dislikes...example..."hey...u don't eat broccoli?..my ex also don't like brocoli n etc......"....i dun like such comparison....its annoyed me....uhuhu
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Practically Lives Here
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"Wow, you have a good appetite
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"Could you please eat a little faster. I'm meeting my ex for drinks at 8 ."
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"I've had a streak of dating frigid, ugly, evil women, and judging by you, my streak is still going"
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Practically Lives Here
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"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
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Never say 'you're almost as pretty as my old girlfriend. God I loved her.' Someone said this to me once and that date ended quickly!
People have said so many dumb things to me on first dates or trying to pick me up... there must be something about me. Last edited by Angeltoes; 12-13-2015 at 01:13 AM. |
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Infamous Member
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"You are really attractive to me, I am not attracted to thin women".
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