Things you should never say on a date.

CherylNYC · 09-21-2013, 06:01 PM

Well, I thought I was out on a lunch date, and she certainly presented as very butch... until she said she didn't approve of homosexuality.

*Anya* · 09-21-2013, 06:20 PM

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Originally Posted by CherylNYC

Well, I thought I was out on a lunch date, and she certainly presented as very butch... until she said she didn't approve of homosexuality.

Absolutely hysterical!

RNguy · 09-22-2013, 02:19 AM

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Originally Posted by CherylNYC

Well, I thought I was out on a lunch date, and she certainly presented as very butch... until she said she didn't approve of homosexuality.

Lmao this is too funny
The whole thead is too.

What was your reaction when she said that ?

CherylNYC · 09-22-2013, 06:55 PM

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Originally Posted by RNguy

Lmao this is too funny
The whole thead is too.

What was your reaction when she said that ?

"Oh. I thought we were on a date.

Nevermind."

Heavenleahangel · 09-22-2013, 07:08 PM

How about these?

....In the middle of eating dinner....."Have you ever thought about gastric bypass surgery?"

"How much money do you make? With a job like yours I would think you could afford dental work."

"Do you mind looking at a bump I have on my ________ when we get back to your place?

RNguy · 09-22-2013, 09:46 PM

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Originally Posted by CherylNYC

"Oh. I thought we were on a date.

Nevermind."

Lmao dang I wish I were able to get a ring side seat for that one .

cinnamongrrl · 09-22-2013, 09:50 PM

This thread is like visual crack

In a good way!

JAGG · 09-23-2013, 07:44 AM

Sex isn't a big deal to me. I would rather have a wonderful meal and a good movie over sex any day of the week.

Oh my back is really giving me problems today. You don't happen to have any pain killers laying around you aren't using do you ?

princessbelle · 09-23-2013, 08:15 AM

This could also be right up there with the worst first date in history. When i was a teenager, i went out on a blind date with a friend of a friend. He had had way too many beers and i had to pull over so he could relieve himself. The entire night was a disaster, but here is the one liner, from that first date, that would be appropriate for this thread...

"Hey, look over here. I peed your name in the snow."

And to make it worse, he was really proud.

Sweet Bliss · 09-23-2013, 10:41 AM

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Originally Posted by JAGG

Sex isn't a big deal to me. I would rather have a wonderful meal and a good movie over sex any day of the week.

Oh my back is really giving me problems today. You don't happen to have any pain killers laying around you aren't using do you ?

Omg JAGG, I forgot which thread I was reading, and in my head I'm screaming

NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Imagine My relief when I realized YOU were NOT saying those terrible things ...

agape · 09-23-2013, 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by JAGG

Sex isn't a big deal to me. I would rather have a wonderful meal and a good movie over sex any day of the week.

Personally, I'd be happy having someone tell me that...

But the rest of this thread makes me like not... want... to date... ever.. again...

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princessbelle Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: femme Preferred Pronoun?: femme ones Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Tennessee Posts: 6,100 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 29,380 Thanked 30,497 Times in 5,198 Posts Rep Power: 21474859	This could also be right up there with the worst first date in history. When i was a teenager, i went out on a blind date with a friend of a friend. He had had way too many beers and i had to pull over so he could relieve himself. The entire night was a disaster, but here is the one liner, from that first date, that would be appropriate for this thread... "Hey, look over here. I peed your name in the snow." And to make it worse, he was really proud.