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Old 10-27-2013, 12:20 PM   #1
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I was crowned Watermelon Eating Queen by Miss New Jersey when I was under 10.

There was only one guy in my mom's entire college by the time she graduated.

I was captain of my high school field hockey team when I was 15.
Nope! It is true Willie Smith was crowned king and I was queen because we ate our watermelon faster than anyone else.

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1. I had to tear my leg from the side of a motocycle exhaust pipe.

2. I fell out of a rollercoaster.

3. I've been in a bank robbery.
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I was crowned Watermelon Eating Queen by Miss New Jersey when I was under 10.

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I was captain of my high school field hockey team when I was 15.
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They all sound plausible to me. Gonna guess and say #3.
Correct!

I am absolute fail at sports!
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I am absolute fail at sports!
Me too. Big deal. We're great at a million other things, right? Here's my contribution:

1. I've given mouth-to-mouth to a dog.

2. I've dropped my pants in public because they were on fire.

3. I've never had a cavity.
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Old 10-27-2013, 05:29 PM   #5
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Me too. Big deal. We're great at a million other things, right? Here's my contribution:

1. I've given mouth-to-mouth to a dog.

2. I've dropped my pants in public because they were on fire.

3. I've never had a cavity.

I'm guessing that #1 is a lie.
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I'm guessing that #1 is a lie.
Sorry to disappoint you. #1 is true. Don't worry. I brushed afterward.
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Me too. Big deal. We're great at a million other things, right? Here's my contribution:

1. I've given mouth-to-mouth to a dog.

2. I've dropped my pants in public because they were on fire.

3. I've never had a cavity.
Number two is a lie?

Are you a Veterinarian? I know you wear kilts.
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Number two is a lie?

Are you a Veterinarian? I know you wear kilts.
Sorry. Number 3 is the lie. Got my first cavity last year.

When I was 8 my brother (9) set my pants on fire because I was chanting "liar liar pants on fire" while he was trying to figure out how to make up a story about breaking our mom's favorite knickknack thing. He thought if my pants were on fire I'd get in trouble instead of him. Really literal guy.

I am a vet but kilts? No way.
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Sorry. Number 3 is the lie. Got my first cavity last year.

When I was 8 my brother (9) set my pants on fire because I was chanting "liar liar pants on fire" while he was trying to figure out how to make up a story about breaking our mom's favorite knickknack thing. He thought if my pants were on fire I'd get in trouble instead of him. Really literal guy.

I am a vet but kilts? No way.

Lol, I need a screen bigger than my palm, so I can see to whom I am replying, omg, thought I was replying to Scots on the rocks. Omg I'm in so much trouble!

No one guessed my lie.
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1. I had to tear my leg from the side of a motocycle exhaust pipe.

2. I fell out of a rollercoaster.

3. I've been in a bank robbery.

They all sound terrible. Glad you lived to tell the story in all cases!. My guess is #2.
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They all sound terrible. Glad you lived to tell the story in all cases!. My guess is #2.
Nope. I did fall out of a disney roller coaster. My dad caught me at the last minute. I was 5.
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I think the third one is a lie, or maybe just wishful thinking.

Here are mine:
  • I was just broken up with by a dying woman via her sister, because the kid doesn't want to see me and that "precludes you being a partner"
  • I'm listening now to cheesy Music Choice stations on cable, hooked up to better speakers
  • I'm reading at a theater next week with a filmmaker and two other performers I don't know
Sorry for the delay. The paddle exists. It was made by our very own Bard with assistance from hys lovely wife, desd.
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Nope. I did fall out of a disney roller coaster. My dad caught me at the last minute. I was 5.
That's amazing!
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