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Old 11-21-2013, 09:15 AM   #1
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Hope no one said the word "neat" to eliminate from the vocabulary.

I believe this word is used by me on a diurnal basis. Some of the young 'uns cock their head with curiosity when they hear "neat".

Truth be known, my favorite word is neat-o.
I've happened into the word "groovy".... Not even in the lexicon of my generation....but everything old is new again...

The only word peeve I can think of is when designers say "pop of color". It's makes me cray cray....

Sorry I just had to....I have the devil inside today...

Otherwise, the general confusion of their/there/they're and here/hear gives me fits. I swear I was an English teacher in a previous life... I read craigslist ads and just cringe
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That drives me bonkers..


"Put the Christ back in X-mas"



Get rid of that propaganda!



Oh please add "Obama Care"

It's called The Affordable Care Act, people!
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It really irritates me when people attempt to cleverly use the phrase 'what goes around comes around,' but instead say, 'what comes around goes around.'

What in the name of all that is holy does that even mean? It makes no sense.

To make matters worse, it was even misused in a certain 1980's hit song! Every time I heard that guy sing that phrase it made me want to repeatedly stab myself in the ears.

Skip to 1:13-ish if you doubt me.

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This makes me crazy:

"She is wearing a beautiful shaw."


SHAWLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL, people, SHAWWWWLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!
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Question Well, then there's..

"Are you growing your hair...?"


Yes - every fucking day!
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When people say " know what I'm saying"

If I knew what you were saying I wouldn't ask, or if you actually would say something besides " know what i'm saying" then maybe I would know.
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"my bad"...

what was WORSE was a co-worker who would say it "my bag"
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If I was fucking you, I wouldn't be kidding you. just had to say that.
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I've happened into the word "groovy".... Not even in the lexicon of my generation....but everything old is new again...

The only word peeve I can think of is when designers say "pop of color". It's makes me cray cray....

Sorry I just had to....I have the devil inside today...

Otherwise, the general confusion of their/there/they're and here/hear gives me fits. I swear I was an English teacher in a previous life... I read craigslist ads and just cringe

Their Their cinnamongrrl..... simmer. down. now.
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"As easy as taking candy from a baby."

Have you ever tried to take anything from a baby, they scream the place down!
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"As easy as taking candy from a baby."

Have you ever tried to take anything from a baby, they scream the place down!
I know. That is scary to me actually. Because if I think it through, I get an image of what the person who first said this actually meant and it's horrifying. It is actually easier to take candy from a baby than it is to take it from someone who can fight back. Some kind of baby punching asshole first came up with that saying.

And what about “I slept like a baby.” I know everyone remarks on this but seriously where did it even come from? Babies wake up crying every couple of hours and everyone looks peaceful when they sleep. So why?

I hate “it is what it is.” No shit really? Let me know when it is what it isn’t will ya? And I use it all the time. I want to punch myself in the head every time I say it but it hurts and it looks really dumb.

People pointed out that they were personally nauseating when they meant to say they were nauseated by telling others “I’m nauseous” so frequently that it is now deemed correct usage as long as one adds a verb before it such as “I’m feeling nauseous” or “I’m becoming nauseous.” I’m not a big fan of changing wrong to right because everyone is doing it. And besides it always made me laugh when people say "I'm nauseous." You can't help but think, yes, yes you are.

It confuses me when I hear “well, it’s a moot point.” I’m never sure what they are saying exactly. Moot does not mean something is superfluous. It means its open to discussion. If you say it is a moot point it means you want to discuss it. It doesn’t mean it doesn’t matter, it means it’s debatable.

It annoys me when someone says they are anxious to see someone or they are anxiously awaiting some pleasant event. Anxious doesn’t actually mean you’re looking forward to something. You might want something very much but you are not anxious for it unless there is a feeling of unease mixed in. You might be anxious to receive the report from the doctor but you are not anxious to see your sister unless she punches you every time you see each other.
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Has that EVER even happened in the history of the world?
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"I'm going acrosst the street."

No!

No, you are not.

You're going to cross the street or go across the street but you will never, ever go acrosst the street.



I will, however, note that the word exists in the Wikitionary.

Seriously.

Do not believe everything you read online!
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Stop saying that!
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"It's raining cats and dogs."

Has that EVER even happened in the history of the world?
http://www.loc.gov/rr/scitech/myster...iningcats.html
Interesting.


Allegedly it's rained frogs and fish though.
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