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Old 11-21-2013, 10:38 AM   #1
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"Are you growing your hair...?"


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If I knew what you were saying I wouldn't ask, or if you actually would say something besides " know what i'm saying" then maybe I would know.
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She/he/I "got a wild hare up her/his/my ass"! WHAT THE FUUUUUCK? Seriously? It doesn't even make sense, AND the imagery is just horrifying.

Plus, all the shortening of words. Cray actually doesn't bother me, but we're going to be grunting like Neanderthals soon: cray, totes, adorbs, peeps, obvi, etc. Can we really not say entire words, people? Is it THAT difficult????

And "amazeballs"? Holy fuck, it just makes me want to puke.
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My pet peeve word these days is "smitten".

It is a derivative of smite and smote.


smit·ten
[smit-n]

adjective
1.
struck, as with a hard blow.

2.
grievously or disastrously stricken or afflicted.

3.
very much in love.

verb
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a past participle of smite


smite
[smahyt] verb, smote or ( Obsolete ) smit; smit·ten or smit; smit·ing.

verb (used with object)
1.
to strike or hit hard, with or as with the hand, a stick, or other weapon: She smote him on the back with her umbrella.

2.
to deliver or deal (a blow, hit, etc.) by striking hard.

3.
to strike down, injure, or slay: His sword had smitten thousands.

4.
to afflict or attack with deadly or disastrous effect: smitten by polio.

5.
to affect mentally or morally with a sudden pang: His conscience smote him.

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to affect suddenly and strongly with a specified feeling: They were smitten with terror.

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to impress favorably; charm; enamor: He was smitten by her charms.


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1. knock, cuff, buffet, slap.


Always makes me think of a love/hate kind of thing.
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Oh man, my biggest phrase pet peeve is: "That is SOO Gay!" used in reference to something being stupid. I will whup some ass over this phrase for sure.
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Oh man, my biggest phrase pet peeve is: "That is SOO Gay!" used in reference to something being stupid. I will whup some ass over this phrase for sure.
I hear it a fraction less over here now but it irritates the hell outta me too. I always challenge it. As I;m sure we all do when hearing it.
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I hear it a fraction less over here now but it irritates the hell outta me too. I always challenge it. As I;m sure we all do when hearing it.
I sure know I challenge it whenever I hear it. Grates on my nerves something fierce.
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Oh man, my biggest phrase pet peeve is: "That is SOO Gay!" used in reference to something being stupid. I will whup some ass over this phrase for sure.
Me too !!!

So has to go!!

I was just talking about that phrase with my class today. Now, when I hear it I say "ouch, that didn't sound right"?
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Stop crying or I'll give you a reason to cry! How lame is this, apparently children cry at random for no reason.
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Oh man, my biggest phrase pet peeve is: "That is SOO Gay!" used in reference to something being stupid. I will whup some ass over this phrase for sure.
One of my cousins posted this on Facebook once in reference to where he worked and I asked him if he had confirmed the building was indeed male and if it had made overtures to him of a sexual nature.

I wasn't quite that articulate in my comment but it sent a message without blowing it all out of proportion. Don't get me wrong, I have a problem with this statement because it's offensive but I also look at the intention of the person saying it. Were they really trying to disrespect an entire group of people or were they just tossing it off as just another word for "dumb"?

It needs to disappear from the vernacular, though. Nobody says, "that's so black" or "that's so Jewish" so it needs to go.
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One of my cousins posted this on Facebook once in reference to where he worked and I asked him if he had confirmed the building was indeed male and if it had made overtures to him of a sexual nature.

I wasn't quite that articulate in my comment but it sent a message without blowing it all out of proportion. Don't get me wrong, I have a problem with this statement because it's offensive but I also look at the intention of the person saying it. Were they really trying to disrespect an entire group of people or were they just tossing it off as just another word for "dumb"?

It needs to disappear from the vernacular, though. Nobody says, "that's so black" or "that's so Jewish" so it needs to go.

There is an old saying that goes: "The road to hell is paved with good intentions"...and well intentions or not...using the word "gay" in place of stupid or idiotic...is rude, ignorant, and just plain uncalled for. As you pointed out...one does not say, "That is so (insert racially/religiously/nationally based term of your choice)"....if something is stupid or idiotic...then just say it is stupid or idiotic....leave the homophobia (or any other phobia) out of it. Just my opinion tho.
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"I have a bone to pick with you."

I just don't even know where to begin with that one. I mean. What? Why? Whose bone is picking what exactly? *scratching head*

CONVERSATE!!!!! Enough said.

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She/he/I "got a wild hare up her/his/my ass"! WHAT THE FUUUUUCK? Seriously? It doesn't even make sense, AND the imagery is just horrifying.

Plus, all the shortening of words. Cray actually doesn't bother me, but we're going to be grunting like Neanderthals soon: cray, totes, adorbs, peeps, obvi, etc. Can we really not say entire words, people? Is it THAT difficult????

And "amazeballs"? Holy fuck, it just makes me want to puke.
I just about fell over laughing! *wipes away tears*

Yeah, the first time I heard "I've got a wild hair up my ass", I about choked. It's a Southern thing. Never heard of it until I lived in North Carolina for a few years. I think since it's a cultural thing though, I don't mind. I actually found the Southern phrases kind of fun.

For example:

"Grinning like a possum eating sh*t out of a hairbrush."
"Nervous as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rockers."

I am so surprised nobody put the word "Twerk" on here yet. I thought it would be the first mentioned after mine!
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