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04-17-2010, 07:25 PM
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"The folks at the Portland Mercury asked their readers what they'd like to see on the cover, and this slightly insane, slightly amazing pop-culture mindfuck is what they came up with."
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04-17-2010, 07:29 PM
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Practically Lives Here
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Queer Stone Femme Girl of the Unicorn Variety Preferred Pronoun?:
She, as in 'She's a GEM' 
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04-18-2010, 12:50 AM
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A Lady..Femme..Free Spirit with a touch of survivalist woman in me. Preferred Pronoun?:
Spiritual Warrior..She Ra..Baby Doll, or anything close..ha! Relationship Status:
In perfect love and perfect trust I believe that will be directed..for now Just friends in my life. 
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This lil blooper:
LOL 
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Believe what people show you the first time. It will keep you in balance, and will show you truth! ~*~ Author unknown ~*~ When negative thoughts come to mind, Let them die stillborn. Speak and do posotive in any situation, And watch your dreams grow and flurish. If you can't say anything posotive, Zip it up. Do not give birth to that which you do not want to see grow. See it, Believe it, Own it, Have it! ~*~ Lady Pamela ~*~ |
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04-18-2010, 01:18 AM
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A Lady..Femme..Free Spirit with a touch of survivalist woman in me. Preferred Pronoun?:
Spiritual Warrior..She Ra..Baby Doll, or anything close..ha! Relationship Status:
In perfect love and perfect trust I believe that will be directed..for now Just friends in my life.
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Believe what people show you the first time. It will keep you in balance, and will show you truth! ~*~ Author unknown ~*~ When negative thoughts come to mind, Let them die stillborn. Speak and do posotive in any situation, And watch your dreams grow and flurish. If you can't say anything posotive, Zip it up. Do not give birth to that which you do not want to see grow. See it, Believe it, Own it, Have it! ~*~ Lady Pamela ~*~ |
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04-18-2010, 06:05 AM
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And from my lips hye drew the hallelujah 
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04-22-2010, 07:08 PM
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Right Now...
The Office!
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04-23-2010, 01:37 AM
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Senior Member
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Spiritual Warrior..She Ra..Baby Doll, or anything close..ha! Relationship Status:
In perfect love and perfect trust I believe that will be directed..for now Just friends in my life.
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I was speaking just today on
COMPUTER ADDICTION! Then ran acrossed this! Lol 
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Believe what people show you the first time. It will keep you in balance, and will show you truth! ~*~ Author unknown ~*~ When negative thoughts come to mind, Let them die stillborn. Speak and do posotive in any situation, And watch your dreams grow and flurish. If you can't say anything posotive, Zip it up. Do not give birth to that which you do not want to see grow. See it, Believe it, Own it, Have it! ~*~ Lady Pamela ~*~ |
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05-01-2010, 08:38 PM
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Married April 20 2013 
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05-01-2010, 08:42 PM
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Since You Need A Label. Butch Relationship Status:
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On the phone talking to an "applicant" and simon just comes out of know where and jumps right on me while I am sitting on the couch. And starts licking my face LOL It was soooo cute
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05-04-2010, 06:20 PM
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05-09-2010, 12:42 PM
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once in a while someone amazing comes along...and here I am! 
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This actually happened Friday evening. On the way home from going out to eat Daddy told Moma to drive. It is his van and she has never driven it. About half way home
Him: turn the lights on Her: why don't they come on automatically, mine do Him: well this aint your's it's mine. Her: where is the light switch Him: on the dash OK at this point she turns a knob on the left of the steering column. This gosh awful noise comes from the back of the van I think the transmission is falling out. Then the windshield wipers on the front glass come on. I start dying laughing. Him: turn the wipers off and for God sake turn the back one off that is a $40 blade. Her: I don't know how I turned it on, where's the lights? mean while this terrible grinding is still going on in the back and it is the back windshield wiper dragging across a dry windshield. By now we are all cracked up and dying laughing. Moma is making hen sounds like she is laying eggs, Daddy is laughing and cussing enough to give a preacher goose bumps and I am laughing so hard by now tears are running down my face. Him: pull over down here, you don't know how to drive you gonna tear my van up. THE DASH THE DASH, the light switch is on the DASH. Her: OK OK and finally pulls the light switch Still the wipers are back and forth across that back windsheild. Finally she pulled over and I went around and turned them off. Yes there is never a dull moment with them. |
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05-09-2010, 12:47 PM
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What I can remember of last night.
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05-09-2010, 12:49 PM
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Shoulder check me Joan.
apretty watching Mildred Pierce. Oy.
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05-10-2010, 06:02 AM
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She golden.
Watching Betty White on SNL!
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05-10-2010, 10:20 AM
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A story I just heard on the phone
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05-11-2010, 06:58 PM
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A friend forwarded this to me:
This is brilliant! We need more Prof's with a sense of humor like this one. In her radio show, Dr Laura Schlesinger said that, as an observant Orthodox Jew, homosexuality is an abomination according to Leviticus 18:22, and cannot be condoned under any circumstance. The following response is an open letter to Dr. Laura, penned by a US resident, which was posted on the Internet. It's funny, as well as informative: Dear Dr. Laura: Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I have learned a great deal from your show, and try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination ... End of debate. I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some other elements of God's Laws and how to follow them. 1. Leviticus 25:44 states that I may possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can't I own Canadians? 2. I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her? 3. I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of Menstrual uncleanliness - Lev.15: 19-24. The problem is how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense. 4. When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord - Lev.1:9. The problem is my neighbors. They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them? 5. I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself, or should I ask the police to do it? 6. A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an abomination, Lev. 11:10, it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don't agree. Can you settle this? Are there 'degrees' of abomination? 7. Lev. 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle-room here? 8. Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev. 19:27. How should they die? 9. I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves? 10. My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev.19:19 by planting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them? Lev.24:10-16. Couldn't we just burn them to death at a private family affair, like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14) I know you have studied these things extensively and thus enjoy considerable expertise in such matters, so I'm confident you can help. Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal and unchanging. Your adoring fan, James M. Kauffman, Ed.D. Professor Emeritus, Dept. Of Curriculum, Instruction, and Special Education University of Virginia
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05-11-2010, 07:17 PM
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While speaking with my grandmother she referred to me as "Butch" in a sentence. It's something that my grandpa used to say. As in:
You know it butch! It was funny on a couple of different levels (for obvious reasons). It also brought back memories of fun with my grandmpa Jim. |
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05-11-2010, 09:12 PM
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watching one of my residents try to eat her bingo chips
 as she always does on Tuesday Bingo day..but was SHOCKED  when I secretly replaced them with ritz crackers!... mwahahahahah  I love you stella and your face was priceless today!  Lillie
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05-19-2010, 12:45 PM
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Senior Member
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I don't need no stinking status.
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Reading some of the posts in the TMI Thread that was started today.
   
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