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Kobi · 01-01-2014, 12:43 PM

Kobi · 01-01-2014, 12:45 PM

~ocean · 01-01-2014, 12:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jet

Texas A&M 52-48 over Duke. Where was defense...sitting on their asses at Applebee's? Geezus Crimeny.

~ Applebee's ~ that's just bad taste ~

~ how could they do their job w. that food in them ~ Happy New Year ~

Jet · 01-01-2014, 12:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ~ocean

~ Applebee's ~ that's just bad taste ~

~ how could they do their job w. that food in them ~ Happy New Year ~

Lol. yeah, you got me there girl.

Kobi · 01-01-2014, 01:03 PM

puddin' · 01-01-2014, 01:57 PM

silkepus · 01-01-2014, 03:32 PM

Laura La Plante in Man of the Moment, 1935 <3

silkepus · 01-01-2014, 03:39 PM

Moss!

Smiling · 01-01-2014, 06:46 PM

puddin' · 01-01-2014, 09:00 PM

asphaltcowboi · 01-01-2014, 10:13 PM

A Retirement Story:

One day a man decided to retire...

He booked himself on a Caribbean cruise and proceeded to have the time of his life, that is, until the ship sank.

He soon found himself on an island with no other people, no supplies, nothing, only bananas and coconuts.

After about four months, he was lying on the beach one day when the most gorgeous woman he has ever seen rowed up to the shore.

In disbelief, he asks, "Where did you come from? How did you get here?"

She replies, "I rowed over from the other side of the island where I landed when my fishing boat sank."

"Amazing," he notes. "You were really lucky to have a row boat wash up with you."

"Oh, this thing?" explains the woman. " I made the boat out of some raw material I found on the island. The oars were whittled from gum tree branches. I wove the bottom from palm tree branches, and the sides and stern came from a Eucalyptus tree."

"But, where did you get the tools?"

"Oh, that was no problem," replied the woman. " On the south side of the island, a very unusual stratum of alluvial rock is exposed. I found that if I fired it to a certain temperature in a volcanic vent I found just down island, it melted into ductile iron and I used that to make tools and used the tools to make the hardware."

The guy is stunned.

"Let's row over to my place," she says "and I'll give you a tour." So, after a short time of rowing, she soon docks the boat at a small hand built wharf. As the man looks to shore, he nearly falls off the boat. Before him is a long stone walk leading to a cabin and a tree house.

While the woman ties up the rowboat with an expertly woven hemp rope, the man can only stare ahead, dumb struck. As they walk into the house, she says casually, "It's not much, but I call it home. Please sit down."

"Would you like a drink?"

"No! No thank you," the man blurts out, still dazed. "I can't take another drop of coconut juice."

"Oh, it's not coconut juice," winks the woman. "I have a still. How would you like a Jack Daniels neat?"

Trying to hide his continued amazement, the man accepts, and they sit down on her couch to talk. After they exchange their individual survival stories, the woman announces, "I'm going to slip into something more comfortable. Would you like to take a shower and shave? There's a razor in the bathroom cabinet upstairs."

No longer questioning anything, the man goes upstairs into the bathroom. There, in the cabinet is a razor made from a piece of tortoise bone. Two shells, honed to a hollow ground edge, are fastened on to its end inside a swivel mechanism.

"This woman is amazing," he muses. "What's next?"

When he returns, she greets him wearing nothing but a bandana around her blonde locks and some small flowers on tiny vines, each strategically positioned, she smelled faintly of coconut oil. She then beckons for him to sit down next to her.

"Tell me," she begins suggestively, slithering closer to him, "We've both been out here for many months. You must have been lonely. When was the last time you had a really good ride?" She stares into his eyes.

He can't believe what he's hearing. "You mean..." he swallows excitedly as tears start to form in his eyes,

"You've built a Harley?"

RockOn · 01-01-2014, 10:31 PM

random ...

Bèsame* · 01-01-2014, 10:33 PM

RockOn · 01-01-2014, 10:33 PM

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post.

RockOn · 01-01-2014, 10:35 PM

me neither

Lady Pamela · 01-02-2014, 03:07 AM

I don't know where to post this but everyone should see it and make it go viral.
These people are going to be put to death, imprisoned and the family , friends etc are also if they don't turn them in.
THE BILL WAS PASSED. I just spoke to them and the president there is going to sign.
As soon as that happens they will put it in force.

take a look please...and pardon my posting here..I looked all over to find the thread that would fit this and couldnt find it.

http://news.ugo.co.ug/2013/12/parlia...ity-bill-2009/

.

nerdle · 01-02-2014, 04:48 AM

true that Sir Mix-A-Lot, true that

Bad_boi · 01-02-2014, 04:48 AM

HeeHee

Kobi · 01-02-2014, 06:43 AM

Kobi · 01-02-2014, 06:53 AM

01-01-2014, 01:57 PM	#17246
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01-01-2014, 03:32 PM	#17247
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01-01-2014, 03:39 PM	#17248
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01-01-2014, 12:43 PM	#17241
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01-01-2014, 01:03 PM	#17245
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01-01-2014, 10:13 PM	#17251
asphaltcowboi Senior Member How Do You Identify?: butch Relationship Status: HAPPY Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: ..... Posts: 1,509 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,367 Thanked 3,297 Times in 1,042 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	A Retirement Story: One day a man decided to retire... He booked himself on a Caribbean cruise and proceeded to have the time of his life, that is, until the ship sank. He soon found himself on an island with no other people, no supplies, nothing, only bananas and coconuts. After about four months, he was lying on the beach one day when the most gorgeous woman he has ever seen rowed up to the shore. In disbelief, he asks, "Where did you come from? How did you get here?" She replies, "I rowed over from the other side of the island where I landed when my fishing boat sank." "Amazing," he notes. "You were really lucky to have a row boat wash up with you." "Oh, this thing?" explains the woman. " I made the boat out of some raw material I found on the island. The oars were whittled from gum tree branches. I wove the bottom from palm tree branches, and the sides and stern came from a Eucalyptus tree." "But, where did you get the tools?" "Oh, that was no problem," replied the woman. " On the south side of the island, a very unusual stratum of alluvial rock is exposed. I found that if I fired it to a certain temperature in a volcanic vent I found just down island, it melted into ductile iron and I used that to make tools and used the tools to make the hardware." The guy is stunned. "Let's row over to my place," she says "and I'll give you a tour." So, after a short time of rowing, she soon docks the boat at a small hand built wharf. As the man looks to shore, he nearly falls off the boat. Before him is a long stone walk leading to a cabin and a tree house. While the woman ties up the rowboat with an expertly woven hemp rope, the man can only stare ahead, dumb struck. As they walk into the house, she says casually, "It's not much, but I call it home. Please sit down." "Would you like a drink?" "No! No thank you," the man blurts out, still dazed. "I can't take another drop of coconut juice." "Oh, it's not coconut juice," winks the woman. "I have a still. How would you like a Jack Daniels neat?" Trying to hide his continued amazement, the man accepts, and they sit down on her couch to talk. After they exchange their individual survival stories, the woman announces, "I'm going to slip into something more comfortable. Would you like to take a shower and shave? There's a razor in the bathroom cabinet upstairs." No longer questioning anything, the man goes upstairs into the bathroom. There, in the cabinet is a razor made from a piece of tortoise bone. Two shells, honed to a hollow ground edge, are fastened on to its end inside a swivel mechanism. "This woman is amazing," he muses. "What's next?" When he returns, she greets him wearing nothing but a bandana around her blonde locks and some small flowers on tiny vines, each strategically positioned, she smelled faintly of coconut oil. She then beckons for him to sit down next to her. "Tell me," she begins suggestively, slithering closer to him, "We've both been out here for many months. You must have been lonely. When was the last time you had a really good ride?" She stares into his eyes. He can't believe what he's hearing. "You mean..." he swallows excitedly as tears start to form in his eyes, "You've built a Harley?" __________________

01-01-2014, 10:31 PM	#17252
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01-02-2014, 03:07 AM	#17256
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01-02-2014, 04:48 AM	#17257
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01-02-2014, 04:48 AM	#17258
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01-02-2014, 06:43 AM	#17259
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01-02-2014, 06:53 AM	#17260
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