Randomly Posting Stuff Cause You Feel Like It - Page 78

Write14u · 04-17-2010, 11:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diva

Tonight, I learned that there is football in April.

That's just wrong.

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Originally Posted by EzeeTiger

Is it REAL football Diva???

It's real if you ask anybody in the state of Alabama. LOL
And it's just enough to tide them over until August.

Diva · 04-17-2010, 11:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Write14u

It's real if you ask anybody in the state of Alabama. LOL
And it's just enough to tide them over until August.

"Tide"........I get it!

Enchantress · 04-18-2010, 12:01 AM

My niece turns 18 tomorrow. Where in the world does time go?

Rook · 04-18-2010, 12:41 AM

Could be worse....

I shall sing a "children" tune we used to bellow during recess...
This was before people even entertained the thought of potential school shootings, and considering all the Marching Soldiers every day nearby*School was on Base in Germany*, My guess was the Teachers thought we were easily influenced...

"On top of Smokey {the Bear},
All covered in Blood
i shot my poor teacher,
With a 44 slug,
She wasn't quite Happy, I shot her with Joy...
She grabbed up a paddle, and whooped on that Boy

At her funeral, she wasn't quite Dead,
Instead of some flowers, I threw a grenade ..
Up Up Up in heaven, she got on my nerves
so I grabbed a bazooka
and blew off her head"

{mind you, this was Primary grades, I will admit, I've "sung" worse songs at that age, and gotten into deeper trouble..}

So, yeah, yours triggered that memory....

BestButchBoy · 04-18-2010, 05:03 AM

It's okay to use butter.

Rook · 04-18-2010, 09:17 AM

y'know caffeine has no effect on you when : "u drink 2 cans of mt dew.....and u still doze off"

Mister Bent · 04-18-2010, 09:34 AM

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Originally Posted by BestButchBoy

It's okay to use butter.

I believe in real butter, and real sugar.

Unless you weren't using it as a food product, in which case, that's a whole other conversation.

UofMfan · 04-18-2010, 01:17 PM

Waking up to and continue to be subjected to not so subtle messages.

I must revisit the true definition of insanity.

Nat · 04-18-2010, 01:44 PM

Butterbean · 04-18-2010, 02:12 PM

Enchantress · 04-18-2010, 04:11 PM

I have done nothing today. Nothing.

My next move of nothingness: Make a trip for a spot of frozen yogurt.

Nothing tastes sweet.

Gemme · 04-18-2010, 05:19 PM

I'm beginning to realize that I'd rather work every single day (even without OT $$$) than to have to constantly hear about and fix the problems caused by ignoramuses....ignorami? What is the plural of ignoramus?

Enchantress · 04-18-2010, 06:27 PM

I bought a plant yesterday. It has flowers, requires direct light and I named her Misty. My hope is that Misty did not agree to a suicide mission when I purchased her.

My new mantra: Water Misty, don't over water Misty.

moxie · 04-18-2010, 06:29 PM

Information Society makes me think of Six Flags Great America.

SuperFemme · 04-18-2010, 06:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Enchantress

I bought a plant yesterday. It has flowers, requires direct light and I named her Misty. My hope is that Misty did not agree to a suicide mission when I purchased her.

My new mantra: Water Misty, don't over water Misty.

Poor Misty needs a tanning booth and a Misty-Misting system.

part of me is hoping that Misty is not a silk plant.

Gemme · 04-18-2010, 06:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Enchantress

I bought a plant yesterday. It has flowers, requires direct light and I named her Misty. My hope is that Misty did not agree to a suicide mission when I purchased her.

My new mantra: Water Misty, don't over water Misty.

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Originally Posted by SuperFemme

Poor Misty needs a tanning booth and a Misty-Misting system.

part of me is hoping that Misty is not a silk plant.

All this Misty talk does two things:

One: I think of Clint Eastwood (Play Misty for Me)

and

Two: I remember a girl I used to know named Misty Dawn (perhaps not surprisingly, this is a very popular name in the South). She was built like a line backer and had interestingly shaped innie boobs. While not physically attracted to her, I was fascinated by her. I'd never seen inverted nipples before.

So, hearing/seeing Misty makes me think of inverted nipples and Clint Eastwood.

SuperFemme · 04-18-2010, 06:51 PM

Clearly, Gemme has just shown us what happens when one over waters a Misty.

moxie · 04-18-2010, 06:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gemme

All this Misty talk does two things:

One: I think of Clint Eastwood (Play Misty for Me)

and

Two: I remember a girl I used to know named Misty Dawn (perhaps not surprisingly, this is a very popular name in the South). She was built like a line backer and had interestingly shaped innie boobs. While not physically attracted to her, I was fascinated by her. I'd never seen inverted nipples before.

So, hearing/seeing Misty makes me think of inverted nipples and Clint Eastwood.

I wonder how you know about the inversion. hmmm.

Enchantress · 04-18-2010, 06:55 PM

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Originally Posted by SuperFemme

Poor Misty needs a tanning booth and a Misty-Misting system.

part of me is hoping that Misty is not a silk plant.

No, Misty is not a silk plant. In fact I am so concerned for Misty and her welfare that I have taken the time to smudge her with a bit of sage smoke. Yep, no joke.

(Don't judge me, I'm from California. We do things like this)

SuperFemme · 04-18-2010, 06:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Enchantress

No, Misty is not a silk plant. In fact I am so concerned for Misty and her welfare that I have taken the time to smudge her with a bit of sage smoke. Yep, no joke.

(Don't judge me, I'm from California. We do things like this)

I'm from Cali too. I smudge everything too. Well, not the plants. But hey, I'm willing to give it a try if it wards off inverted nipples.

04-18-2010, 12:41 AM	#1544
Rook Senior Member How Do You Identify?: A.G - Stone Butch - GenderFuck Preferred Pronoun?: Hym, Hyz...or, just b respectable, it's not that hard.. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Columbus Posts: 2,280 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,227 Thanked 3,182 Times in 1,287 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	Could be worse.... I shall sing a "children" tune we used to bellow during recess... This was before people even entertained the thought of potential school shootings, and considering all the Marching Soldiers every day nearbySchool was on Base in Germany, My guess was the Teachers thought we were easily influenced... "On top of Smokey {the Bear}, All covered in Blood i shot my poor teacher, With a 44 slug, She wasn't quite Happy, I shot her with Joy... She grabbed up a paddle, and whooped on that Boy At her funeral, she wasn't quite Dead, Instead of some flowers, I threw a grenade .. Up Up Up in heaven, she got on my nerves so I grabbed a bazooka and blew off her head" {mind you, this was Primary grades, I will admit, I've "sung" worse songs at that age, and gotten into deeper trouble..} So, yeah, yours triggered that memory.... __________________

04-18-2010, 09:17 AM	#1546
Rook Senior Member How Do You Identify?: A.G - Stone Butch - GenderFuck Preferred Pronoun?: Hym, Hyz...or, just b respectable, it's not that hard.. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Columbus Posts: 2,280 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,227 Thanked 3,182 Times in 1,287 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	y'know caffeine has no effect on you when : "u drink 2 cans of mt dew.....and u still doze off" __________________

04-18-2010, 01:44 PM	#1549
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04-18-2010, 06:29 PM	#1554
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04-18-2010, 12:01 AM	#1543
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04-18-2010, 05:03 AM	#1545
BestButchBoy Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Male ID Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 3,925 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 406 Thanked 5,450 Times in 2,037 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	It's okay to use butter.

04-18-2010, 01:17 PM	#1548
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04-18-2010, 04:11 PM	#1551
Enchantress Senior Member How Do You Identify?: A complex confection. Preferred Pronoun?: Miss Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: The land of milk and honey. Posts: 2,169 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 741 Thanked 3,420 Times in 1,200 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	I have done nothing today. Nothing. My next move of nothingness: Make a trip for a spot of frozen yogurt. Nothing tastes sweet.

04-18-2010, 06:27 PM	#1553
Enchantress Senior Member How Do You Identify?: A complex confection. Preferred Pronoun?: Miss Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: The land of milk and honey. Posts: 2,169 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 741 Thanked 3,420 Times in 1,200 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	I bought a plant yesterday. It has flowers, requires direct light and I named her Misty. My hope is that Misty did not agree to a suicide mission when I purchased her. My new mantra: Water Misty, don't over water Misty.

04-18-2010, 06:51 PM	#1557
SuperFemme Timed Out How Do You Identify?: Permanently Banned 10/24/2010 Preferred Pronoun?: She. Relationship Status: Married (one of 18,000) Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Atascadero, CA Posts: 4,933 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,309 Thanked 7,108 Times in 2,327 Posts Rep Power: 0	Clearly, Gemme has just shown us what happens when one over waters a Misty.