Corny jokes

Happy_Go_Lucky · 01-10-2014, 08:39 AM

What did the blonde say when she gave birth?

"Is it mine"?

ps. I have nothing against blondes, this is a joke. Only.

puddin' · 01-10-2014, 02:11 PM

bus driver opens the door and sees a 3 eyed, armless, one legged person wanting to get on.

he says: eye, eye, eye. you look armless enough, hop on!

Chancie · 01-10-2014, 03:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Happy_Go_Lucky

What did the blonde say when she gave birth?

"Is it mine"?

ps. I have nothing against blondes, this is a joke. Only.

So this is what I tell my students when they make blond jokes:

I say, Tell the same joke, but replace 'blond' with 'black'.

How does it sound now?

C0LLETTE · 01-10-2014, 03:50 PM

guy jumps off Empire State Bldg..On each floor as he goes by, people can hear him say " So far so good."

Wrang1er · 01-29-2014, 05:46 AM

What has wings, a long tail, and wears a bow?

A birthday pheasant!

What did one candle say to the other?

Don't birthdays burn you up?

What does a cat like to eat on his birthday?

Mice cream and cake!

Happy Birthday Mopsie!

~W

Happy_Go_Lucky · 01-29-2014, 06:48 AM

What is black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!

To Chancie: I promise no more 'dumb blonde' jokes...

silkepus · 01-29-2014, 06:52 AM

Do you know why you shouldn’t tell jokes to kleptomaniacs?

They always take things- literally

;D

Happy_Go_Lucky · 01-29-2014, 06:54 AM

Two cannibals were eating a clown. One says to the other,

"Does this taste funny to you?"

Happy_Go_Lucky · 01-29-2014, 06:58 AM

There was a person who sent 20 different puns to her friends, with the hope that at least 10 of the puns would make them laugh.

No pun in ten did.

01-10-2014, 02:11 PM	#2
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01-29-2014, 05:46 AM	#5
Wrang1er Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Me, myself and I Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Here Posts: 1,526 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 6,112 Thanked 7,043 Times in 1,354 Posts Rep Power: 21474850	Birthday Jokes for Mopsie What has wings, a long tail, and wears a bow? A birthday pheasant! What did one candle say to the other? Don't birthdays burn you up? What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? Mice cream and cake! Happy Birthday Mopsie! ~W

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01-29-2014, 06:52 AM	#7
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01-29-2014, 06:54 AM	#8
Happy_Go_Lucky Member How Do You Identify?: OFOS Butch who desires femme company. Preferred Pronoun?: Handsome devil you. Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: Anywhere I want to be Posts: 677 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,203 Thanked 3,362 Times in 627 Posts Rep Power: 21474849	Two cannibals were eating a clown. One says to the other, "Does this taste funny to you?"

01-29-2014, 06:58 AM	#9
Happy_Go_Lucky Member How Do You Identify?: OFOS Butch who desires femme company. Preferred Pronoun?: Handsome devil you. Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: Anywhere I want to be Posts: 677 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,203 Thanked 3,362 Times in 627 Posts Rep Power: 21474849	There was a person who sent 20 different puns to her friends, with the hope that at least 10 of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.