Dog Stories

Hey You · 02-07-2014, 07:23 AM

I could tell lots of stories about my girl. She is a staffy/bullmastiff/ridgeback and she will be 5 in april. Her name is tess. My ex and I got her together and owing to the fact that tess was a royal pain in the proverbial when we broke up, i got to keep her.

I could not have asked for a better dog. She is an amazing companion, very loyal and almost too protective. When I go outside she runs out onto the grass to chase and bark at the (apparently big scary and threatening) birds using my birdbath and the little fluffball dogs my neighbours have that can't get under the fence.. any more.

Tess is an amazing people dog and wonderful with children. She has learnt to socialise with other dogs and as long as they are not on her property or trying to mount her she is very good. The boys love her. It's crazy.

I could go on. I love my big baby girl.

Jar · 02-07-2014, 07:37 AM

We got about 15" of snow the other day and before I could grab the snow shovel my little dog jumped off the step and landed in the snow which came to the top of her back She was in a hole and turned to look at me like what am I supposed to do now?

I also have a high bed and Mattie does the same thing. Runs to the other side, rolls over on her back so I have to slide her over which leads to a belly rub and she knows it.

Medusa · 02-07-2014, 07:57 AM

Several folks who have been in our home already know what happens if you hold your pointer finger up at our Golden Retriever and say, "My finger....IN YOUR BUTT!"

Needless to say, the Vet traumatized her years ago and she's never forgotten it! Lolol

02-07-2014, 08:02 AM

I recall a dog in a previous life whose name I can't recall. However, what I do recall, is when asked "What do ladies do for diamonds?" She rolled on her back, legs akimbo, waiting for a tummy tickle.

True story

Gemme · 02-07-2014, 07:43 PM

I had a Shih Tzu, Gidget, who was infamous with the local police. Her mug shot included her being held in the palm of an officer's hand, bound in her doggie diaper and with her rolling ball (the small kind with bells inside that are meant for cats) in her mouth.

Her crime? She ripped open the muzzle of a Rottie mix that was trying to get under her fence and to her and her brother, Brodie. She was about 6-7 lbs. The Rottie was well over 100 lbs.

Total. Badass.

Butterbean · 02-08-2014, 01:17 PM

As usual, she wouldn't get out of bed, which really aggravates her baby sister.
Rosie and I were enjoying Nilla Wafers out in the living room, and Blossom began whining so I thought she wanted to get down off the bed. Nope. She refused. She just wanted to be served a cookie in bed.

02-07-2014, 07:37 AM	#2
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02-08-2014, 01:17 PM	#6
Butterbean Member How Do You Identify?: ---- Preferred Pronoun?: ---- Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: ----- Posts: 1,143 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,417 Thanked 2,215 Times in 771 Posts Rep Power: 17690475	Blossom's new low As usual, she wouldn't get out of bed, which really aggravates her baby sister. Rosie and I were enjoying Nilla Wafers out in the living room, and Blossom began whining so I thought she wanted to get down off the bed. Nope. She refused. She just wanted to be served a cookie in bed.

02-07-2014, 07:23 AM	#1
Hey You Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: Single and waiting :) Join Date: Jan 2014 Location: Australia Posts: 127 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4 Thanked 220 Times in 47 Posts Rep Power: 3639678	I could tell lots of stories about my girl. She is a staffy/bullmastiff/ridgeback and she will be 5 in april. Her name is tess. My ex and I got her together and owing to the fact that tess was a royal pain in the proverbial when we broke up, i got to keep her. I could not have asked for a better dog. She is an amazing companion, very loyal and almost too protective. When I go outside she runs out onto the grass to chase and bark at the (apparently big scary and threatening) birds using my birdbath and the little fluffball dogs my neighbours have that can't get under the fence.. any more. Tess is an amazing people dog and wonderful with children. She has learnt to socialise with other dogs and as long as they are not on her property or trying to mount her she is very good. The boys love her. It's crazy. I could go on. I love my big baby girl.

02-07-2014, 08:02 AM	#4
Daktari Guest Tournaments Won: 1 Posts: n/a My Photo Gallery	I recall a dog in a previous life whose name I can't recall. However, what I do recall, is when asked "What do ladies do for diamonds?" She rolled on her back, legs akimbo, waiting for a tummy tickle. True story