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Old 02-07-2014, 07:37 AM   #1
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We got about 15" of snow the other day and before I could grab the snow shovel my little dog jumped off the step and landed in the snow which came to the top of her back She was in a hole and turned to look at me like what am I supposed to do now?

I also have a high bed and Mattie does the same thing. Runs to the other side, rolls over on her back so I have to slide her over which leads to a belly rub and she knows it.
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Several folks who have been in our home already know what happens if you hold your pointer finger up at our Golden Retriever and say, "My finger....IN YOUR BUTT!"

Needless to say, the Vet traumatized her years ago and she's never forgotten it! Lolol
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I recall a dog in a previous life whose name I can't recall. However, what I do recall, is when asked "What do ladies do for diamonds?" She rolled on her back, legs akimbo, waiting for a tummy tickle.


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I had a Shih Tzu, Gidget, who was infamous with the local police. Her mug shot included her being held in the palm of an officer's hand, bound in her doggie diaper and with her rolling ball (the small kind with bells inside that are meant for cats) in her mouth.

Her crime? She ripped open the muzzle of a Rottie mix that was trying to get under her fence and to her and her brother, Brodie. She was about 6-7 lbs. The Rottie was well over 100 lbs.

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As usual, she wouldn't get out of bed, which really aggravates her baby sister.
Rosie and I were enjoying Nilla Wafers out in the living room, and Blossom began whining so I thought she wanted to get down off the bed. Nope. She refused. She just wanted to be served a cookie in bed.

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