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02-08-2014, 09:16 PM
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I did a "scare the dog" and a "punctuation" fart today.
The "scare the dog" is exactly as it sounds. Gracie was sleeping on the bed as I was cleaning the bedroom and I let one rip. It was a loud retort, kinda like a gunshot, and it woke Gracie up and she immediately growled and stood up, looking for robber who was surely breaking in/wind. The "punctuation" fart is the one where you make a long, vibrating fart but there is an "exclamation point" at the end. Like one last extra fart to top it all off! PPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF POP!
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02-08-2014, 09:19 PM
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OMG...I *love* this thread!!!!!
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02-08-2014, 09:31 PM
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I like the "question mark" fart!!!
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02-08-2014, 09:46 PM
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I truly do wish T-Rex would come in here and talk about the time I chased her through the lobby of the only 5-star hotel in Arkansas at 3am while letting the World's Loudest Fart
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02-08-2014, 10:15 PM
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Great thread!
I just farted in the car on the way home from the play TF and I just attended. I had to, the gas had been building up! It was a high pitched squeal of a fart.
It didn't even have a smell for some reason... 
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02-08-2014, 10:34 PM
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Subscribing in solidarity, pretty quiet day for farts, here.
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Is the silent but deadly sort....
In public I try very hard to leave public space, because I could kill a horse. 
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