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02-08-2014, 09:31 PM
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I like the "question mark" fart!!!
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02-08-2014, 09:46 PM
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I truly do wish T-Rex would come in here and talk about the time I chased her through the lobby of the only 5-star hotel in Arkansas at 3am while letting the World's Loudest Fart
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02-08-2014, 10:15 PM
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Great thread!
I just farted in the car on the way home from the play TF and I just attended. I had to, the gas had been building up! It was a high pitched squeal of a fart.
It didn't even have a smell for some reason... 
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02-08-2014, 10:34 PM
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Subscribing in solidarity, pretty quiet day for farts, here.
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02-08-2014, 11:02 PM
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In public I try very hard to leave public space, because I could kill a horse. 
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fart joke
This is a smelly thread lol
  
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LMAO
Had to get in on this one!
the other morning while waiting on the front porch for the bus to pick up my son I let one rip. It was sort of like multiple shots with a pause in between each one. He said "MOM that was NOT a straight fart!!" I said, um what is a straight fart? He said you know the ones where there is a line of gas that doesn't stop! I nearly lost it. In fact not two secs later I had a straight fart. Think that made his day lmao
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