Corny jokes

Happy_Go_Lucky · 04-05-2014, 06:35 AM

Mopsie · 04-05-2014, 07:07 AM

Why did the midget (little person?) get kicked out of the nudist colony?

She kept sticking her nose in everybody's business!

Happy_Go_Lucky · 04-05-2014, 08:07 PM

Jesse · 04-06-2014, 12:28 AM

Last night I almost had a threesome, I only needed two more people!

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

A wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.

What goes "ha ha ha ha, *thump*"?

Someone laughing their head off.

Happy_Go_Lucky · 04-06-2014, 06:54 AM

Happy_Go_Lucky · 04-06-2014, 07:22 PM

Candelion · 04-06-2014, 08:10 PM

Me: I drive like lightning.

Friend: You drive fast?

Me: No. I hit trees.

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04-06-2014, 12:28 AM	#4
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04-06-2014, 06:54 AM	#5
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04-06-2014, 07:22 PM	#6
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04-05-2014, 07:07 AM	#2
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04-06-2014, 08:10 PM	#7
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