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04-06-2014, 06:54 AM
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04-06-2014, 07:22 PM
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04-06-2014, 08:10 PM
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04-08-2014, 08:25 PM
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I got in a fight one time with a really mean girl. She said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face." I told her she would be sorry. She said, "Oh, yeah? Why?" I said, "Well....you won't be able to get into the corners very well."
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A man walks into a bar with a piece of asphalt under his arm and says to the bartender, "I'll have a shot of whiskey and beer for the road."
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