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03-16-2014, 10:10 AM
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I woke up about 4 this morning and couldn't get back to sleep, so I watched cable a while, and caught this show called Gigolos.
Oh. My. God. I was laughing out loud. Those guys are D-U-M-B. But nice. Guess you had to be there.
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03-28-2014, 02:23 PM
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Stone Butch Preferred Pronoun?:
Respectful and situational appropriate ones Relationship Status:
Enjoying butchelorhood 
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A hilarious, and somewhat risqué, conversation that began innocently enough with a very sweet sentiment. We were both laughing so hard we were wiping tears from our eyes. I adore the femmes in my life that have no qualms about saying what's on their mind.
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03-28-2014, 03:39 PM
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lesbian butch Preferred Pronoun?:
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Single 
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Location: in a one horse town in a large state, in the U.S.
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racoon steals cat food
this cracked me up today. just watch the video it'll make you laugh too when he runs with the food in his hands...... lmao
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04-06-2014, 03:34 PM
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Infamous Member
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femme Relationship Status:
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04-06-2014, 04:32 PM
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Infamous Member
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cleverly disguised as a responsible adult* Preferred Pronoun?:
wild woman Relationship Status:
No, thank you. 
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Location: Home in NC..gonna dig in like a tick this time…
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my little mama.....asking me how to take a selfie...lol
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04-25-2014, 05:45 AM
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Infamous Member
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cleverly disguised as a responsible adult* Preferred Pronoun?:
wild woman Relationship Status:
No, thank you.
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my little Lizzie bug....
We were talking about things that would be good for her apartment for cooking.... I suggested a crock pot...and she said "I think I really want one of those Gary Coleman grills!!" .gif "Say What?") After I stopped laughing...I had to tell her she meant "George Foreman". Liz being Liz...she was all..."isn't that what I said??" That's my baby.... <3
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04-25-2014, 07:41 AM
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with a distinct flair 
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Hahahaha; this is so true!
Subject: Password
Please enter your new password: "cabbage" Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters. "boiled cabbage" Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character. "1 boiled cabbage" Sorry, the password cannot have blank spaces. "50bloodyboiledcabbages" Sorry, the password must contain at least one upper case character. "50BLOODYboiledcabbages" Sorry, the password cannot use more than one upper case character consecutively. "50BloodyBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourAss,IfYouDon'tG iveMeAccessNow” Sorry, the password cannot contain punctuation. ”ReallyPissedOff50BloodyBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYour AssIfYouDontGiveMeAccessNow" Sorry, that password is already in use. Last edited by Smiling; 04-25-2014 at 07:52 AM. Reason: Just imagine there is no blank space in the last 2 passwords because I'm currently losing the battle with my iPad! :) |
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04-25-2014, 08:35 AM
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Infamous Member
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Biological female. Lesbian. Relationship Status:
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04-29-2014, 07:37 AM
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Infamous Member
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cleverly disguised as a responsible adult* Preferred Pronoun?:
wild woman Relationship Status:
No, thank you.
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I got a shrieky panicked call from my eldest child....theres apparently a GINORMOUS spider in her apartment....
I go there fast as I can (in my jammies) to help her with said spider. I let myself in....and am greeted with the sight of my grown child on a chair pointing and shrieking..... lol She didnt get that from my side of the family.... I caught the admittedly massive spider and rehomed him to a shrub outside...I think his name will be Stanley...
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05-08-2014, 07:19 PM
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cleverly disguised as a responsible adult* Preferred Pronoun?:
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the latest commercial for hotels.com....
Im a sucker for imaginative ads....and when they include dark humor....its even gooder.... 
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05-08-2014, 07:50 PM
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Practically Lives Here
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She, as in 'She's a GEM' 
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05-08-2014, 08:04 PM
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05-08-2014, 08:33 PM
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Practically Lives Here
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Queer Stone Femme Girl of the Unicorn Variety Preferred Pronoun?:
She, as in 'She's a GEM'
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05-08-2014, 09:40 PM
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Timed Out - Identity Issues
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omg this made me laugh/!!! its sooooo true!!
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05-08-2014, 09:54 PM
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Infamous Member
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Committed to being good to myself Join Date: Jun 2011
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Fargo on FX. I laugh till I nearly cry each week.
Billy Bob is just terrific. When I first read about it, I wondered why they would make a series out of a classic but it is great. 
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05-12-2014, 10:37 PM
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Senior Member
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Fiery, Sassy, Tough As Nails, Femme Tomboy Preferred Pronoun?:
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I am your favorite hello and hardest goodbye. Join Date: Nov 2009
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I'm still cracking up....
While trying to catch a 2 pound crazy guinea bird, my roommate and I had to finally pin her between the chicken cage and a portable 3 level wire cage...I yelled at Blade to "block that side" and as he did, the crazy guinea did a complete BACK FLIP trying to get out the other side. The back flip cracked me up...and for a critter who's brain is about the size of 2 peas..she did a great, smart job of evading us for about a half hour and many crazy trips circling the chicken cage.
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05-26-2014, 08:24 AM
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cleverly disguised as a responsible adult* Preferred Pronoun?:
wild woman Relationship Status:
No, thank you.
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I caught the end of the movie Drop Dead Gorgeous....
Its definitely dark humor...which appeals to me....lol
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05-29-2014, 05:15 PM
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my mother's dog....trying to bark with a ball in her mouth....lol
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05-31-2014, 04:37 PM
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Senior Member
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Fiery, Sassy, Tough As Nails, Femme Tomboy Preferred Pronoun?:
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I am your favorite hello and hardest goodbye. Join Date: Nov 2009
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I cracked up at Mawmaw hinting she wanted to be treated to a pedicure.
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06-17-2014, 01:18 PM
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wild woman Relationship Status:
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my knitting lady/ client....
she was telling me about her friend at church and how she sits in the front pew with all her grandchildren each week.... I told her my (childhood) theory that thr REALLY good people sit in the front because they arent afraid for god to see them... She paused and looked down and said.... "Well....I dont sit in the front pew...." Then she looked at me with twinkling eyes and we both just guffawed about that.....Im still chuckling even now....
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