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03-27-2013, 10:55 PM
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Member
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Gender Juxtaposed/Butch/Top/Daddy Preferred Pronoun?:
Just a normal Guy Relationship Status:
Single Join Date: Jan 2013
Location: Texas
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That awkward moment when the femme from your past joins this site, reads your posts in "that awkard moment" .... knowing they are about her..... and she thanks them
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Should You stumble... should You fall... Pick Yourself up by Your bootstraps and move along. If by chance a lady's hand appears before You, don't let Your pride hinder Your progress. Take the hand she offers, for her touch may lend the perfect amount of resistance needed to help steady You on Your feet. The honor in Dominance lies in the ability to recognize submission as a gift. I tend to delve deep within Myself.. sometimes hearing nothing more than the stir of My own soul. LQ |
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03-28-2013, 01:34 AM
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Senior Member
How Do You Identify?:
Pansexual/Sapiosexual femmey dyke who likes to crossdress now and then Preferred Pronoun?:
She/her OR ze if I'm crossdressing Relationship Status:
Floating and walking My path, happy in life. 
Join Date: Dec 2012
Location: On my Merry Fairy way! , Canada
Posts: 3,630
Thanks: 8,727
Thanked 8,694 Times in 2,987 Posts
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That awkward moment when someone sends you a txt asking a favor and you can't bring yourself to ask a question in return.
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03-31-2013, 01:10 AM
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Member
How Do You Identify?:
bent Preferred Pronoun?:
She/Her/They Relationship Status:
Minding my own business. 
Join Date: Nov 2012
Location: I live here now
Posts: 1,200
Thanks: 845
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~F..*** awkward
...moment... when you realize you've become the older lesbian younger women hit on... "Will you text me tomorrow?"... The fact I spoke with your mother more than I did to you on your 21 bday should answer that question.
Also, when you asked for my number and I said I worked for the FBI and I don't give out my number should've come as a second clue. But yes, you were cute *S And...your mom is a school nurse .... ...f*** Awkward.....
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My manner of thinking, so you say, cannot be approved. Do you suppose I care? A poor fool is s/he who adopts a manner of thinking for others! ~Marquis de Sade
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03-31-2013, 02:17 AM
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Senior Member
How Do You Identify?:
Femme Preferred Pronoun?:
m'lady 
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: NJ
Posts: 2,000
Thanks: 1,834
Thanked 6,231 Times in 1,462 Posts
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That awkward moment when you get a text that clearly was not meant for you. *rme*
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05-06-2013, 08:48 PM
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#225 |
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Member
How Do You Identify?:
Gender Juxtaposed/Butch/Top/Daddy Preferred Pronoun?:
Just a normal Guy Relationship Status:
Single Join Date: Jan 2013
Location: Texas
Posts: 173
Thanks: 928
Thanked 691 Times in 141 Posts
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That awkward moment when you txt your wifey, who's moved away recently, telling her how much you miss her and how badly you need her to be rubbing on your cock.... And you get a reply from her phone, it's her 19 yr old daughter saying mom left her phone at the apartment while she ran to the store o_O
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Should You stumble... should You fall... Pick Yourself up by Your bootstraps and move along. If by chance a lady's hand appears before You, don't let Your pride hinder Your progress. Take the hand she offers, for her touch may lend the perfect amount of resistance needed to help steady You on Your feet. The honor in Dominance lies in the ability to recognize submission as a gift. I tend to delve deep within Myself.. sometimes hearing nothing more than the stir of My own soul. LQ |
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06-18-2013, 07:54 PM
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Practically Lives Here
How Do You Identify?:
Daddy's good girl Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: Jersey
Posts: 16,642
Thanks: 2,529
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 The moment that I have to tell you that this is a picture of mold
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Clicking on these dragon eggs will take you to my new erotic novella: Dragon Bait  .........Hope you enjoy it!________________________________________________ Please take a look at my work  Click on flashing smilie to see my websiteTo look at my Daddy/girl erotica book  Click on pompom girl to see Elbows on the Table, Palms Flat
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07-21-2013, 07:48 PM
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Infamous Member
How Do You Identify?:
Butch Relationship Status:
A very happy Mr. Grumpy Cat Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: Neither here or there
Posts: 7,987
Thanks: 27,733
Thanked 18,935 Times in 4,705 Posts
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TAM when someone tells you something you really don't want to hear. Like WTF?!
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07-22-2013, 09:14 AM
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Senior Member
How Do You Identify?:
Queer Sapiosexual Femme Relationship Status:
Mrs. Grumpy Cat 
 Tournaments Won: 4 Join Date: Oct 2011
Location: 8,660 feet high in the Andes
Posts: 2,640
Thanks: 10,519
Thanked 11,658 Times in 2,292 Posts
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TAM when you realize you had the TOTALLY wrong idea about things, but you've already opened your mouth...
This happens to me often. 
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07-23-2013, 02:53 PM
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Senior Member
How Do You Identify?:
Queer Sapiosexual Femme Relationship Status:
Mrs. Grumpy Cat
Tournaments Won: 4 Join Date: Oct 2011
Location: 8,660 feet high in the Andes
Posts: 2,640
Thanks: 10,519
Thanked 11,658 Times in 2,292 Posts
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TAM when you realize the girl who called you Dyke is high school is now married to a woman LOL
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07-23-2013, 04:34 PM
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Member
How Do You Identify?:
ultra femme princess Preferred Pronoun?:
she, lady..whichever Relationship Status:
waiting for the right one 
Join Date: Nov 2011
Location: Don't follow me, I'm lost.
Posts: 807
Thanks: 2,627
Thanked 2,731 Times in 632 Posts
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TAM when you realize that the person you said "how are you?" to is going to tell you details of how they are,
and you really don't have the time, nor the desire to hear that answer.
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09-04-2013, 04:59 AM
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Infamous Member
How Do You Identify?:
Femme Relationship Status:
. Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: .
Posts: 5,530
Thanks: 4,478
Thanked 12,947 Times in 3,419 Posts
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From a friend's FB page...
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12-02-2013, 08:11 AM
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Infamous Member
How Do You Identify?:
cleverly disguised as a responsible adult* Preferred Pronoun?:
wild woman Relationship Status:
No, thank you. 
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Home in NC..gonna dig in like a tick this time…
Posts: 7,655
Thanks: 15,207
Thanked 27,592 Times in 6,951 Posts
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more shopping fun!
So....I went to the self checkout at Walmart...typically I won't. I feel it takes jobs away...and as a former cashier...I don't love that...nor do I love paying to check my own things out...but I digress...
I'm done with my order....and gathering my things...and the automated stoopid voice keeps telling me every 3 seconds to "Please take your items!" and I'm trying to get my wallet in my bag and get the 3 bags of stuff I bought....and the endless rant of the voice thing is unnerving......so I started saying under my breath, " I AM taking my items!" "Give me a minute!" which ultimately turns into......"Shut the fuck up!!" because I'm peeved by now....and I look up to find....the REAL cashier that supervises the auto check out...is RIGHT THERE.... Sooo I smile and say... "I hate these things!!" and she tells me to have a good day....... I'm going to start headlining these stories as "reasons I should be a hermit" .gif "Say What?")
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12-15-2013, 01:50 PM
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Infamous Member
How Do You Identify?:
cleverly disguised as a responsible adult* Preferred Pronoun?:
wild woman Relationship Status:
No, thank you.
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Home in NC..gonna dig in like a tick this time…
Posts: 7,655
Thanks: 15,207
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Car fun!
Before Coffee:
So...I woke up and my car was plowed in.... I'm trying to get IN the car to get it started and warm it up to make the whole clearing off easier.... I try and try to open the door...but it's frozen shut...I thought After pulling and pulling and getting it open only a crack...and then trying to get my fingers in enough to really pull....then....I suddenly realize...the snow is piled sooo high it is blocking the door from opening...  After Coffee: So... My dad went out and cleared off my car <3 (I stayed over since the roads were bad after work) I get in to leave...I have the door open...and without thinking, turn on the wipers....and end up with a lap full of snow....joyousness.... Last night at work: My employer insisted on walking me down to my car (it couldn't make it up her driveway) and helped me clear off my car... She pulled up my wiper blade to clear my windshield on her side and it comes off in her hand Long story short...we fumbled in the dark giggling like girls because we Just COULD NOT get it....I was going to resort to tying the wiper on with yarn... (we did try...lol ) but she decided electrical tape would be best....it's still on there...so.... 
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12-15-2013, 01:58 PM
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Infamous Member
How Do You Identify?:
cleverly disguised as a responsible adult* Preferred Pronoun?:
wild woman Relationship Status:
No, thank you.
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Home in NC..gonna dig in like a tick this time…
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more weather fun....
Totally forgot this one...or two....
I get to my dad's house last night...taking refuge from the snow after a 3 hour drive (that typically takes an hour) from work. My dad, his best friend and my brother are all sitting down to dinner... I come in and take off my soaking wet freezing cold shoes....at that time I realize that my scrub pants are drenched on the bottom....and as I try to walk, there are balls of ice in the cuffs that are so big I nearly trip on them. I exclaim...without thinking, "I can't walk with these big balls in my pants!!" So....then.... I hurry to the bathroom....cuz I'm dying to pee....I get in the bathroom and plop down....completely forgetting this is a male dominated environment...and about fall in cuz the seat is up My shrieks were heard by all....
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12-15-2013, 02:03 PM
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Member
How Do You Identify?:
Queer femme Preferred Pronoun?:
feminine ones are fine Relationship Status:
open 
Join Date: Jun 2013
Location: Indiana
Posts: 397
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That awkward moment when your normally distant kitty is loving and snuggly all day. And then you realize at the end of the day she shat all over your nice clean sheets and she looks at you like she did a good deed.
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12-17-2013, 12:38 PM
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#236 |
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Member
How Do You Identify?:
As the 'The Bourne Identity' Preferred Pronoun?:
Cheerful pessimist Relationship Status:
Married 
Join Date: May 2011
Location: In a house we bought
Posts: 411
Thanks: 294
Thanked 1,208 Times in 327 Posts
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Yo Beas!
That ackward moment when I tell her to go make me a sandwich and I end up making the sandwich.
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12-17-2013, 12:48 PM
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Member
How Do You Identify?:
Queer Preferred Pronoun?:
Her Relationship Status:
Married 
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: East Finchley
Posts: 752
Thanks: 478
Thanked 1,888 Times in 523 Posts
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That awkward moment when your sister walks in on you having phone sex! This happened to me years ago. She was so pissed at me. As I was doing this on her sofa!
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12-17-2013, 01:56 PM
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That awkward moment...
When you see the choir-master again after miss-sending the filthiest text to him instead of your lover.
Yup! It really happened.
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01-16-2014, 08:40 PM
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Senior Member
How Do You Identify?:
Fiery, Sassy, Tough As Nails, Femme Tomboy Preferred Pronoun?:
She Relationship Status:
I am your favorite hello and hardest goodbye. Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: NC & CO
Posts: 4,806
Thanks: 4,624
Thanked 12,195 Times in 3,779 Posts
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That awkward moment when ....this Femme yells out OH MY GOD, I'VE GOT A HARD ON!! I WANT THAT!!! then she discovers her roommate's door wasn't shut and he heard EVERYTHING !
(I am not responsible for my spontaneous excitement when loopy on pain meds)
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04-11-2014, 09:07 AM
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Infamous Member
How Do You Identify?:
cleverly disguised as a responsible adult* Preferred Pronoun?:
wild woman Relationship Status:
No, thank you.
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Home in NC..gonna dig in like a tick this time…
Posts: 7,655
Thanks: 15,207
Thanked 27,592 Times in 6,951 Posts
Rep Power: 21474859 |
That ohhh so awkward moment.....
I was at wally world.... in a big hurry...walked in the lady's room and found they had.... remodeled. I was JUST thinking...hmmm those are some funny sinks....when it struck me... I was in the men's room I hurried my happy ass out of there...and OF COURSE....no one saw me go in to stop me.. but when I came out there were 3 cashiers staring....one of them is particularly witty (and knows me since I'm there wayyyy too much) and says...."well...I had no idea that's how you rolled...." Well, at least now I know what it looks like.....ahem
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