Corny jokes

Happy_Go_Lucky · 04-14-2014, 04:42 PM

Happy_Go_Lucky · 04-14-2014, 08:18 PM

Candelion · 04-15-2014, 07:44 AM

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, jumped up and down, and perspired for half an hour. But by the time I got my tights on, the class was over.

Happy_Go_Lucky · 04-15-2014, 08:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Candelion

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, jumped up and down, and perspired for half an hour. But by the time I got my tights on, the class was over.

This jazzercise girl has such a blank look on her face, one would never realize she was experiencing wardrobe issues.

Happy_Go_Lucky · 04-15-2014, 08:58 AM

Heavenleahangel · 04-15-2014, 02:54 PM

Per my son who is almost 7:
What happened to the mouse that fell into the bath tub? He came out squeaky clean!

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? He felt crumby!

Candelion · 04-16-2014, 12:24 PM

Old aunts used to come up to me at family weddings, poking me in the ribs and telling me, "You're next!" They stopped after I began doing the same thing to them at funerals.

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04-15-2014, 07:44 AM	#3
Candelion Member How Do You Identify?: Femme Preferred Pronoun?: she/her/you Relationship Status: He can till my field. Join Date: Jan 2014 Location: Canada Posts: 1,317 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 11,396 Thanked 4,032 Times in 896 Posts Rep Power: 21474849	I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, jumped up and down, and perspired for half an hour. But by the time I got my tights on, the class was over.

04-16-2014, 12:24 PM	#7
Candelion Member How Do You Identify?: Femme Preferred Pronoun?: she/her/you Relationship Status: He can till my field. Join Date: Jan 2014 Location: Canada Posts: 1,317 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 11,396 Thanked 4,032 Times in 896 Posts Rep Power: 21474849	Old aunts used to come up to me at family weddings, poking me in the ribs and telling me, "You're next!" They stopped after I began doing the same thing to them at funerals.