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Old 04-15-2014, 08:32 AM   #1
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that awkward moment when you tell your daughter to go brush her teeth before she leaves for school
and you realize you have to pee...
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Old 04-15-2014, 11:45 AM   #2
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I work for a consulting firm and a couple of years back was sent to a client site in another state (Texas).

My primary contact at that client site looked familiar and greeted me warmly, as if she knew me. I went along with it, smiling, friendly, asking how she's been, looking for a clue as to how I know her.

After all day meetings with her and other managers, she asked if I wanted to join her for dinner. At dinner we chatted about business, what there was to see in Dallas, you know, small talk.

She finally said "you don't remember do you?" and I sheepishly had to agree. So she smiled and started listing some of my 'distinguishing features' that are not visible when I'm clothed. Yeah, talk about awkward...
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Old 04-15-2014, 12:38 PM   #3
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That awkward moment when you are in a job entervew that the person entervwing you gets up and you notice his barn door is open and he has NO clue.Yes,I did have this happen a long time ago.
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That awkward moment when you've just lied to someone via text, and then they call...

Yeah, sorry bout that.
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Default twas a while ago....

I was starting work at a juvenile sex offender facility....
We were in the midst of orientation....where we were learning how to speak, behave and dress without causing sexual triggers in our charges....
I had just arrived and was getting situated in the very quiet orientation room....when my phone (which shouldve been off) rang....not only did it ring....it was located in my...ummm....."other" pocket....ok it was in my bra....and it was only too obvious to the 10 or so people in the room.....
very very awkward.....
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when you are sending a sexually explicit note with mentions of (read, femmepacker) and send it to a guy who is a former co-worker and you are having lunch with him the next day, by accident.
Should I just compare equipment? haha. Maybe a little mortified.

Do I venture to say Priceless
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