Corny jokes

puddin' · 04-17-2014, 03:34 PM

i just realized tofu is over-rated. it's just a curd to me.

i paid $100 for 8 legs of venison. do you think that's too dear?

Candelion · 04-17-2014, 08:15 PM

A bikini is an outfit where 90 per cent of a femme's body is exposed. The amazing fact is that butches are so decent they only look at the 10 per cent that isn't.

Good night, folks!

Happy_Go_Lucky · 04-18-2014, 07:06 AM

Degotoga · 04-18-2014, 09:02 AM

What’s round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle

Why did the fish get kicked out of school?

He was caught with seaweed.

ksrainbow · 04-18-2014, 12:28 PM

Today I gave my dead batteries away....Free of charge.

04-17-2014, 03:34 PM	#1
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04-17-2014, 08:15 PM	#2
Candelion Member How Do You Identify?: Femme Preferred Pronoun?: she/her/you Relationship Status: He can till my field. Join Date: Jan 2014 Location: Canada Posts: 1,317 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 11,396 Thanked 4,029 Times in 895 Posts Rep Power: 21474849	A bikini is an outfit where 90 per cent of a femme's body is exposed. The amazing fact is that butches are so decent they only look at the 10 per cent that isn't. Good night, folks!