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Old 05-05-2014, 08:14 AM   #1
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The light-hearted teasing between butches and femmes is all part of the dynamic for me. Because we adore, understand, and appreciate each other, I know good-natured teasing when I see it. And I enjoy it.


Off to post about the exciting baked potato I had for dinner. .
It's okay. We all have different levels of what we find acceptable and what we deem teasing. No harm done.

I will point out that not all butches are 'she', though.

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Gemme, I personally promise I will never make fun of water coolers. Criss cross apple sauce.

Happy, I applaud your efforts to make water coolers everywhere feel safe.
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Two sausages were cooking in a pan.

The first sausage said to the other sausage: is it me, or is it hot in here?

The other sausage stared in horror, then screamed: OMG! A TALKING SAUSAGE!
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