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05-06-2014, 07:01 AM
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Infamous Member
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Biological female. Lesbian. Relationship Status:
Happy  Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Hanging out in the Atlantic.
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 Two sausages were cooking in a pan. The first sausage said to the other sausage: is it me, or is it hot in here? The other sausage stared in horror, then screamed: OMG! A TALKING SAUSAGE! |
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05-06-2014, 02:10 PM
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Member
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she/her/you Relationship Status:
He can till my field. 
Join Date: Jan 2014
Location: Canada
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My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
 
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05-06-2014, 05:56 PM
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Member
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OFOS Butch who desires femme company. Preferred Pronoun?:
Handsome devil you. 
Join Date: Nov 2012
Location: Anywhere I want to be
Posts: 677
Thanks: 3,203
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Hair Pulling...... not just for preschoolers.
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05-07-2014, 09:12 AM
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Infamous Member
How Do You Identify?:
Biological female. Lesbian. Relationship Status:
Happy Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Hanging out in the Atlantic.
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05-07-2014, 10:35 AM
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Member
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He can till my field.
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Location: Canada
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I got a sweater for my birthday....I would have preferred a screamer or a moaner.
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05-07-2014, 11:05 AM
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Member
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He can till my field.
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Location: Canada
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Rep Power: 21474849 |
Two goats are eating old movie film. The first goat says, "Pretty tasty, huh?" Says the second goat, "The book was better."
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05-07-2014, 02:58 PM
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Member
How Do You Identify?:
OFOS Butch who desires femme company. Preferred Pronoun?:
Handsome devil you.
Join Date: Nov 2012
Location: Anywhere I want to be
Posts: 677
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Hair Pulling...... not just for preschoolers.
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05-07-2014, 06:00 PM
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Senior Member
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lesbian butch Preferred Pronoun?:
She Relationship Status:
Single 
Join Date: Aug 2013
Location: in a one horse town in a large state, in the U.S.
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what did the french fries say to the chicken nuggets? Let's make a Happy Meal.
hahahahaha corny as they get.
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