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05-15-2014, 10:15 PM
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He can till my field. 
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What happened when the butch computer mouse met the femme computer mouse?
They clicked straight away. 
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05-16-2014, 02:50 AM
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Senior Member
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People call me by my nic name. Relationship Status:
Not Single, Not Desperate. 
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During a recent password audit, it was found that a blonde was using the following password:
MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofy When asked why such a big password, she said that it had to be at least 8 characters long A man in a pub asks for a beer. The barman says, "Sure, that'll be one dollar." "One dollar?" exclaims the man. Reading the menu, he says, "Could I have steak and chips?" "Certainly," says the barman, "that'll be two dollars." "Two dollars?" cries the man. "You're joking. Where's the guy who owns this place?" The barman says, "Upstairs, with my wife"." The man says, "What's he doing upstairs with your wife?" The barman says, "The same thing I'm doing to his business." Who lies better?? A woman didn't come home one night. The next morning she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best friends. None of them knew anything about it. A man didn't come home 1 night. The next morning he told his wife that he had slept over at a friends house. The wife called her husband's 10 best friends. 8 of them confirmed that he had slept over and 2 said he was still there.
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05-16-2014, 05:17 AM
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OFOS Butch who desires femme company. Preferred Pronoun?:
Handsome devil you. 
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Hair Pulling...... not just for preschoolers. 
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05-16-2014, 07:07 AM
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05-16-2014, 06:01 PM
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OFOS Butch who desires femme company. Preferred Pronoun?:
Handsome devil you.
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Hair Pulling...... not just for preschoolers.
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05-16-2014, 06:07 PM
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old-fashioned queer stone submissive girl Preferred Pronoun?:
mermaid, *very* lucky babygirl Relationship Status:
Saltwater mermaid ♡ 
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"Doctor, there is a man here who thinks he's invisible." The doctor says, "Tell him I can't see him!"
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Be still when you have nothing to say; when genuine passion moves you, say what you've got to say, and say it hot. D. H. Lawrence 
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05-16-2014, 06:13 PM
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Typhoid! Tetanus! Measles!
I like to call the shots. 
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