Do your pets fart?

Bit · 04-24-2010, 03:40 PM

He's a Labrador Retriever... we're doomed.

I try to tell myself that I can get used to anything... and then my self recoils in horror: "omg! you want to get used to THAT??!!"

Massive · 04-24-2010, 04:06 PM

My Aunt had a cat, a purebred silver tabby, called Rigby, who was ever the gentlecat, he would fart in his sleep, wake up, glare at my Aunt and then stalk out the room thoroughly disgusted...
My current cat also farts, and when she's awake and it happens, she stares at her arse as if to say "Well what the f*ck was that!?!" then turns to look at me like I can make her understand what just happened.
I'm not sure which is worse though, dog fart or cat fart, cat farts tend to be fairly fishy, but a dog we had when I was a little kid could clear the entire ground floor of the house when he'd been given a bone!

Sachita · 04-24-2010, 05:01 PM

I board dogs. Farts are common place around here, although some are worse then others. Imagine a 6 dog fart fest. I use to hard boil eggs as treats.

I learned the hard way that its not a good idea. I have dogs that stink so bad they will wake me from a dead ass sleep.

T D · 04-26-2010, 11:14 PM

OMG most of these responses are tooooo funny!!!!!! LOL

Such good sports ya all are

Bit · 04-27-2010, 11:39 AM

Some foods are worse than others; we were given a big bag of Beneful, and the dogs ate about half of it before payday rolled around again.

It didn't matter that I was sick that day... it didn't matter HOW sick I was. I was at that store and a bag of Iams was the first thing in my cart!

24 hours to relief---ahhhhh....

PearlsNLace · 04-27-2010, 12:43 PM

Bagels+ Dog= noxious misery!

Soft*Silver · 04-27-2010, 12:51 PM

Mr Smitty the one eyed rocking on limping kitty crossed his eyes when I asked him about this...he said (indignantly) that we hairless two legged ones are complex simpletons and this is right up there with Kitty Porn...and has refused to give me permission to post about his "releases"...

my old girl Story is such a genteel lady..she is in her 90s as far as dog age/breed goes..I often envision her as a lace collared victorian woman...she would be appalled if I even broached the subject with her so I shall refrain from answering about her as well...

but wait until Dawson the 200 lb drooling black newf comes to live with us...he will brag about it...he is an old man, retired stud..imagine him with gold chains around his neck..maybe a little leather...and a beer in his jowls...yeah..farts...yaaaaaaaaaaa

Gemme · 04-30-2010, 03:38 PM

There are 2 dogs in our household and, yes, when they are fed inappropriate foods, they stink it up from top to bottom (townhome). Greasy and super fat-filled foods are the worst.

*gag*

04-24-2010, 04:06 PM	#2
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04-26-2010, 11:14 PM	#4
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04-27-2010, 11:39 AM	#5
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04-27-2010, 12:43 PM	#6
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