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06-10-2014, 06:42 PM
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Senior Member
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old-fashioned queer stone submissive girl Preferred Pronoun?:
mermaid, *very* lucky babygirl Relationship Status:
Saltwater mermaid ♡ 
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Why shouldn't you tell a secret on a farm?
(Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears!)
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Be still when you have nothing to say; when genuine passion moves you, say what you've got to say, and say it hot. D. H. Lawrence 
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06-10-2014, 07:52 PM
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Member
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OFOS Butch who desires femme company. Preferred Pronoun?:
Handsome devil you. 
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How many tickles does it make to get a squid to laugh?
Ten-tickles! 
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06-10-2014, 08:40 PM
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Senior Member
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old-fashioned queer stone submissive girl Preferred Pronoun?:
mermaid, *very* lucky babygirl Relationship Status:
Saltwater mermaid ♡
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Location: CA
Posts: 2,209
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Be still when you have nothing to say; when genuine passion moves you, say what you've got to say, and say it hot. D. H. Lawrence
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06-11-2014, 05:00 AM
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Member
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OFOS Butch who desires femme company. Preferred Pronoun?:
Handsome devil you.
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06-11-2014, 06:26 AM
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Infamous Member
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Biological female. Lesbian. Relationship Status:
Happy  Join Date: Feb 2010
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06-11-2014, 04:55 PM
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Member
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OFOS Butch who desires femme company. Preferred Pronoun?:
Handsome devil you.
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I would imagine that if you understood Morse code, a tap dancer would drive you crazy!
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06-11-2014, 05:27 PM
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Long-time Member
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WIB - woman identified butch Preferred Pronoun?:
Your choice...not really a button for me Relationship Status:
♡ married 1/1/2019♡ 
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Have you heard about the movie "Constipation"?
. . . . . . . . . Of course not, it hasn't come out yet |
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06-12-2014, 09:47 AM
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06-12-2014, 11:46 AM
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Stone Butch Preferred Pronoun?:
Respectful and situational appropriate ones Relationship Status:
Enjoying butchelorhood 
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While playing in the backyard, Little Johnny kills a honeybee. His father sees him killing the honeybee and angrily says, "No honey for you for one month!"
Later that afternoon, Johnny's dad catches him tearing the wings off a butterfly. "That's it! No butter for you for one month!" says his dad. Later that evening as Johnny's mother cooks dinner, a cockroach run across the kitchen floor. She jumps and stomps on it, and then looks up to find Little Johnny and her husband watching her. Little Johnny looks at his father and says, "Are you going to tell her, Dad, or do you want me to?"
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06-15-2014, 10:46 AM
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I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went
then it dawned on me.
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06-16-2014, 05:34 PM
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6.05 thus far since 6/1/14...
When does it rain money? When there is "change" in the weather.
What did one raindrop say to the other? Two's company, three's a cloud What's worse than raining buckets? Hailing taxis! Can Bees fly in the rain? Not without their yellow jackets How do lightning bolts flirt? They electrocute each other |
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