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NJFemmie · 11-18-2009, 12:15 PM

I really LOVE it when we get power surges at work. I mean, it's never a pain in the ass having to restart all the tape decks - especially when you're in the middle of a dub. I certainly have nothing better to do, so YAY! for me.

Gemme · 11-18-2009, 09:01 PM

It just tickles me pink when I have a very persistent craving for a very expensive food and nothing but flies in my pocketbook.

Jess · 11-18-2009, 09:16 PM

I do not covet the Pope's red Pradas...
I do not wish my other car was the popemobile
I do not suffer from papal envy

christie · 11-18-2009, 10:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SyrJess

I do not covet the Pope's red Pradas...
I do not wish my other car was the popemobile
I do not suffer from papal envy

You wouldnt just be a perv who salivates at the idea of me kneeling it your feet, clad in lovely red Pradas, begging, "Father, please forgive me"

You don't get a special charge when you drive around in your '78 Ford F250 Ranger flatbed and the rednecks nod, smile and point in approval.

You wouldn't be a size king, never evah...

Signed,
Not your biggest

NotAnAverageGuy · 11-18-2009, 10:31 PM

I love the color brown

Gemme · 11-18-2009, 11:55 PM

I am so THRILLED to execute some of the new policies at work which includes the following:

kick the guest's ass and then wipe the mark off
lick the guest's nasty shoes and declare them Prada
hold the guest's hand like it's the first day of kindergarten
beg for forgiveness for anyone/someone else's fuck up
bend over, without lube, and take it like a big girl

Andrew, Jr. · 11-19-2009, 11:05 AM

*I love to watch killer whales catching and devouring sea lion cubs

*Britney Spears is my idol

*Karl Rove's memoir "Courage & Consequence" due out on March 9, 2010 is something I am anxious to read

*Flight Delays - I love sitting on a runway for hours at a time

scootebaby · 11-19-2009, 12:33 PM

i love that i missed Divas party

i love that i have employees that will do nothing

i love that a majority of my time is spent in these work clothes

i hate a good challenge

i love that the lottery number drawer and i cannot get on same page with these numbers

im sure theres more but im so loving this migraine im develop i think ill go enjoy it all by myself

Semantics · 11-19-2009, 02:28 PM

I haven't missed this place at all.

PoeticWitch · 11-19-2009, 04:19 PM

I am just so happy that I slipped and fell in the gas station store...

the attendent was so smart to put the mat to prevent slipping outside the door on the cement where everyone slips all the time...

Surayna · 11-19-2009, 04:24 PM

I just LOVE doing all this homework. I really didn't want to spend the afternoon with my Daddy.

NotAnAverageGuy · 11-19-2009, 04:35 PM

I LOVE moving furniture into my bedroom so my living room can be steam cleaned

Gemme · 11-20-2009, 01:29 AM

I hate....nay, LOATHE....CSI.

christie · 11-20-2009, 09:25 AM

I just love that the IRS thinks its a good spending plan to pay an agent to come perform an audit of a form that the business has never had a need to file...in the entire 56 years we have been in business.

I love more that I am here on a what is a non work day for me, that I after I sit here and twiddle my thumbs for hours while aforementioned agent rifles through paper files I had to dig out of a skid from the top shelf of the warehouse, I will have to drive 287 miles home.

I can't say just how overjoyed that I am that I will be making the return trip on Monday.

NJFemmie · 11-20-2009, 09:25 AM

I am really upset that it's Friday.
I am not looking forward to the weekend and having a couple of days off from work.
And I am not looking forward to having a three day work week next week.
Getting a four day weekend is an outrage!

Andrew, Jr. · 11-20-2009, 11:04 AM

I hate all animals.

I love to have seizures.

I don't grill. Never ever.

I hate fishing.

I hate sailing and boating.

SuperFemme · 11-20-2009, 11:06 AM

I am not a fabulous detective.

SuperFemme · 11-20-2009, 11:10 AM

I too must go to Mexico for a decent meal rather than soup.

MizzSabra · 11-20-2009, 11:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SuperFemme

I too must go to Mexico for a decent meal rather than soup.

I would HATE to come down there soon and cook for you and your family.

I would never, ever take care of my friends like that.

I don't know how to make soup. As a matter of fact, my kids hate it so much, that when I make homemade chicken noodle soup, there is *always* so much left over.

LadyFlamezzz · 11-20-2009, 12:57 PM

morning breath is simply delish***

11-18-2009, 12:15 PM	#141
NJFemmie Senior Member How Do You Identify?: The original lime-twisted femme Preferred Pronoun?: I answer to most things, especially lesbian. Relationship Status: Still loving my Mare ;) Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: New Jersey Posts: 4,683 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,343 Thanked 11,419 Times in 2,976 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	I really LOVE it when we get power surges at work. I mean, it's never a pain in the ass having to restart all the tape decks - especially when you're in the middle of a dub. I certainly have nothing better to do, so YAY! for me. __________________

11-18-2009, 09:01 PM	#142
Gemme Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: Queer Stone Femme Girl of the Unicorn Variety Preferred Pronoun?: She, as in 'She's a GEM' Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: The roads are narrow here Posts: 36,631 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 182,498 Thanked 107,925 Times in 25,666 Posts Rep Power: 21474887	It just tickles me pink when I have a very persistent craving for a very expensive food and nothing but flies in my pocketbook. __________________ Gemme's Journal I'm misunderestimated.

11-18-2009, 11:55 PM	#146
Gemme Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: Queer Stone Femme Girl of the Unicorn Variety Preferred Pronoun?: She, as in 'She's a GEM' Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: The roads are narrow here Posts: 36,631 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 182,498 Thanked 107,925 Times in 25,666 Posts Rep Power: 21474887	I am so THRILLED to execute some of the new policies at work which includes the following: kick the guest's ass and then wipe the mark off lick the guest's nasty shoes and declare them Prada hold the guest's hand like it's the first day of kindergarten beg for forgiveness for anyone/someone else's fuck up bend over, without lube, and take it like a big girl __________________ Gemme's Journal I'm misunderestimated.

11-19-2009, 04:19 PM	#150
PoeticWitch Member How Do You Identify?: Queer... that is all you get Preferred Pronoun?: um... she.. I think... shrug call me anything that pleases ya Relationship Status: Single Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Toledo, Ohio Posts: 562 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 172 Thanked 1,131 Times in 377 Posts Rep Power: 7056675	I am just so happy that I slipped and fell in the gas station store... the attendent was so smart to put the mat to prevent slipping outside the door on the cement where everyone slips all the time... __________________ Things happen, no rhyme or reason, either learn from it and grow. Or don't and fail this part of life.

11-19-2009, 04:24 PM	#151
Surayna Member How Do You Identify?: Femme - babygirl Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: Incredibly content, amazingly happy, and loved by some wonderful people! Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: PNW Posts: 179 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 93 Thanked 82 Times in 36 Posts Rep Power: 17	I just LOVE doing all this homework. I really didn't want to spend the afternoon with my Daddy. __________________ "The more you love, the more you can love – and the more intensely you love." ~Lazarus Long~ "Love is more than three words mumbled before bedtime. Love is sustained by action, a pattern of devotion in the things we do for each other every day." ~Nicholas Sparks~ "Bite Marks Are Love Notes Written In Flesh" ~anonymous~

11-18-2009, 09:16 PM	#143
Jess Timed Out - Permanent How Do You Identify?: decidedly indifferent Preferred Pronoun?: other Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Patrick Springs, VA Posts: 2,812 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,247 Thanked 5,700 Times in 1,682 Posts Rep Power: 0	I do not covet the Pope's red Pradas... I do not wish my other car was the popemobile I do not suffer from papal envy

11-18-2009, 10:31 PM	#145
NotAnAverageGuy Timed Out How Do You Identify?: Trans Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Texas Posts: 1,723 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 109 Thanked 282 Times in 178 Posts Rep Power: 0	I love the color brown

11-19-2009, 11:05 AM	#147
Andrew, Jr. Timed Out How Do You Identify?: Me Preferred Pronoun?: He Relationship Status: Unavailable Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Over the Rainbow in a House Posts: 5,072 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 16,004 Thanked 5,249 Times in 2,216 Posts Rep Power: 0	I love to watch killer whales catching and devouring sea lion cubs Britney Spears is my idol Karl Rove's memoir "Courage & Consequence" due out on March 9, 2010 is something I am anxious to read Flight Delays - I love sitting on a runway for hours at a time

11-19-2009, 12:33 PM	#148
scootebaby Timed Out How Do You Identify?: yes dear Preferred Pronoun?: she Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: south florida Posts: 2,494 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,264 Thanked 6,737 Times in 1,777 Posts Rep Power: 0	i love that i missed Divas party i love that i have employees that will do nothing i love that a majority of my time is spent in these work clothes i hate a good challenge i love that the lottery number drawer and i cannot get on same page with these numbers im sure theres more but im so loving this migraine im develop i think ill go enjoy it all by myself

11-19-2009, 02:28 PM	#149
Semantics Senior Member How Do You Identify?: malapropist Preferred Pronoun?: she Relationship Status: single Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: New England Posts: 2,169 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 6,367 Thanked 3,963 Times in 1,201 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	I haven't missed this place at all.

11-19-2009, 04:35 PM	#152
NotAnAverageGuy Timed Out How Do You Identify?: Trans Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Texas Posts: 1,723 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 109 Thanked 282 Times in 178 Posts Rep Power: 0	I LOVE moving furniture into my bedroom so my living room can be steam cleaned

11-20-2009, 01:29 AM	#153
Gemme Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: Queer Stone Femme Girl of the Unicorn Variety Preferred Pronoun?: She, as in 'She's a GEM' Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: The roads are narrow here Posts: 36,631 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 182,498 Thanked 107,925 Times in 25,666 Posts Rep Power: 21474887	I hate....nay, LOATHE....CSI. __________________ Gemme's Journal I'm misunderestimated.

11-20-2009, 09:25 AM	#154
christie Member How Do You Identify?: A Force with which to be reckoned Preferred Pronoun?: just be nice... Relationship Status: I call her Mine Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Transplanted to the PNW Posts: 1,246 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,552 Thanked 2,476 Times in 706 Posts Rep Power: 14753262	I just love that the IRS thinks its a good spending plan to pay an agent to come perform an audit of a form that the business has never had a need to file...in the entire 56 years we have been in business. I love more that I am here on a what is a non work day for me, that I after I sit here and twiddle my thumbs for hours while aforementioned agent rifles through paper files I had to dig out of a skid from the top shelf of the warehouse, I will have to drive 287 miles home. I can't say just how overjoyed that I am that I will be making the return trip on Monday.

11-20-2009, 09:25 AM	#155
NJFemmie Senior Member How Do You Identify?: The original lime-twisted femme Preferred Pronoun?: I answer to most things, especially lesbian. Relationship Status: Still loving my Mare ;) Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: New Jersey Posts: 4,683 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,343 Thanked 11,419 Times in 2,976 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	I am really upset that it's Friday. I am not looking forward to the weekend and having a couple of days off from work. And I am not looking forward to having a three day work week next week. Getting a four day weekend is an outrage! __________________

11-20-2009, 11:04 AM	#156
Andrew, Jr. Timed Out How Do You Identify?: Me Preferred Pronoun?: He Relationship Status: Unavailable Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Over the Rainbow in a House Posts: 5,072 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 16,004 Thanked 5,249 Times in 2,216 Posts Rep Power: 0	I hate all animals. I love to have seizures. I don't grill. Never ever. I hate fishing. I hate sailing and boating.

11-20-2009, 11:06 AM	#157
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11-20-2009, 11:10 AM	#158
SuperFemme Timed Out How Do You Identify?: Permanently Banned 10/24/2010 Preferred Pronoun?: She. Relationship Status: Married (one of 18,000) Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Atascadero, CA Posts: 4,933 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,309 Thanked 7,108 Times in 2,327 Posts Rep Power: 0	I too must go to Mexico for a decent meal rather than soup.

11-20-2009, 12:57 PM	#160
LadyFlamezzz Member How Do You Identify?: Femme who lives with A DayWalker Preferred Pronoun?: who cares just yell for Mrs Day Relationship Status: Very attached Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: In hys heart Posts: 241 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 263 Thanked 492 Times in 148 Posts Rep Power: 3181108	morning breath is simply delish*** __________________