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07-04-2014, 09:12 AM	#1
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07-04-2014, 09:15 AM	#2
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07-04-2014, 09:25 AM	#3
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07-04-2014, 10:28 AM	#4
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07-04-2014, 02:30 PM	#5
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07-04-2014, 10:03 PM	#6
LadyLike Member How Do You Identify?: Femme Preferred Pronoun?: Female/Lady Join Date: May 2010 Location: Where the purple Mountains are Posts: 147 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 488 Thanked 366 Times in 76 Posts Rep Power: 3792826	__________________ I think it pisses God off when you walk by the color purple in a field and don't notice it. I'm an idealist. I don't know where I'm going, but I'm on my way. *If history repeats itself....I am so getting me a Dinosaur*

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07-04-2014, 10:05 PM	#7
LadyLike Member How Do You Identify?: Femme Preferred Pronoun?: Female/Lady Join Date: May 2010 Location: Where the purple Mountains are Posts: 147 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 488 Thanked 366 Times in 76 Posts Rep Power: 3792826	__________________ I think it pisses God off when you walk by the color purple in a field and don't notice it. I'm an idealist. I don't know where I'm going, but I'm on my way. *If history repeats itself....I am so getting me a Dinosaur*

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07-04-2014, 10:07 PM	#8
LadyLike Member How Do You Identify?: Femme Preferred Pronoun?: Female/Lady Join Date: May 2010 Location: Where the purple Mountains are Posts: 147 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 488 Thanked 366 Times in 76 Posts Rep Power: 3792826	__________________ I think it pisses God off when you walk by the color purple in a field and don't notice it. I'm an idealist. I don't know where I'm going, but I'm on my way. *If history repeats itself....I am so getting me a Dinosaur*

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07-05-2014, 06:06 AM	#9
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07-05-2014, 07:32 AM	#10
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07-05-2014, 05:27 PM	#11
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07-05-2014, 06:15 PM	#12
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07-05-2014, 06:20 PM	#13
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07-06-2014, 07:51 AM	#14
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07-06-2014, 07:52 AM	#15
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10-28-2014, 07:14 PM	#16
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10-28-2014, 08:12 PM	#17
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12-06-2014, 08:33 PM	#18
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02-02-2015, 11:07 AM	#19
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02-03-2015, 08:11 AM	#20
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