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07-13-2014, 07:00 AM
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Whoever invented knock-knock jokes...
…should get a no bell prize.
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07-14-2014, 05:18 PM
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OFOS Butch who desires femme company. Preferred Pronoun?:
Handsome devil you. 
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Hair Pulling...... not just for preschoolers. 
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07-17-2014, 06:36 PM
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Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son. "Wake up, son. It's time to go to school!"
"But why, Mom? I don't want to go." "Give me two reasons why you don't want to go." "Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me, too!" "Oh, that's no reason not to go to school. Come on now and get ready." "Give me two reasons why I should go to school." "Well, for one, you're 52 years old. And for another, you're the Principal!"
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07-18-2014, 06:49 PM
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Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth, then it just becomes a soap opera.
I can hear music coming out of my printer. I think the paper's jammin' again. I'm going to stand outside, so if anyone asks I'm outstanding. |
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07-19-2014, 02:57 PM
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07-20-2014, 02:03 PM
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Why do dogs run in circles?
(Because it's too hard to run in squares!) What dog loves to take bubble baths? (A shampoodle!) What do you get when you cross a Rottweiler and a collie? (A dog who bites you, and then goes for help!)
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07-21-2014, 06:37 PM
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Hair Pulling...... not just for preschoolers.
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