I love to Laugh!!!

Sweet_Pea · 11-16-2009, 07:21 PM

This will be my FIRST thread i have started ever, So i was thinking i love to laugh and id like to hear jokes or see what makes yall laugh!!! Ill show you one of mine:

YouTube- Kid's Cartoons - Dave Chappelle

They says laughter heals all wounds! Lets get some healing going!

Niteshift · 11-17-2009, 03:32 AM

I love to watch my small zoo of dogs and cats play with each other. To see the little spaniel chase the big shepard around and then seeing them look at me and smile. Awesome. The cats streaking through the house chasing shiny brites and hatching their "eggs".

ducky.mcclure · 11-17-2009, 06:19 AM

try to imagine this

you are sound asleep in a nice warm comfy bed.. you vaguely feel something bump against your hand several times... you rollover and drift back to sleep.. all of a sudden your hear this horrible noise and a solid thump on your forehead... you wake up to see your roommates cat meowing at you and head butting you... because you were silly and left your hands out of the covers.. so they must be there to pet the lil sh*t... you look at the clock and it happens to only be 2am... dont you just want to scream?? I know I do when he does this to me.. practicaly every night... and I go to sleep with my hands under the covers.. but they come out most likely because I am hot.. grrr well I hope my lil experience makes you laugh.. it seems to make everyone else laugh..

chow for now

Sweet_Pea · 11-17-2009, 12:15 PM

Those are both very funny! I am dog sitting right now for my cousin and her dog happens to be a "licker." So i am awaken at various times of the night in various stages of sleep with a pretty darn rough lick across my face or forehead. LOL!

Rook · 11-19-2009, 11:25 AM

Samuel arrives to Heaven, is told he can return to his wife and kids, but not in Human form..
He says ok send me back as a Bird, my Family can benefit from my use there.
He's sent back, as the most Beautiful Hen in the Coop..
His family was very proud of the Hen, however the other hens within the Coop were envious..
One approached and said "If you're so good, why haven't you laid any eggs?"
Boggled by this, the beautiful Hen struggled real hard to Squat, and out came a beautiful brown egg...
"Beginners Luck..Try another" clucked the other Hen..
Harder yet in struggling to produce another egg, pushing and pushin..
He suddenly felt a hand shaking him awake..
"Samuel wake up...Wake up damnit...You're shitting on the bed!!"

Dean Thoreau · 11-19-2009, 06:23 PM

Today I sent out this card out to our friends and family

Dear Family and Friends,
Once again,
it is that time of year
The Thoreau Family gathers around the table
and contemplates
the true meaning of Thanksgiving.

It is not so much about the turkey…

As it is the realization that…

If the Native Americans had given the
Pilgrims a Donkey instead of aTurkey...

all of us would be getting a piece of ass on Thanksgiving.

With love,

The Thoreau Family

Novelafemme · 11-19-2009, 07:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rook

Samuel arrives to Heaven, is told he can return to his wife and kids, but not in Human form..
He says ok send me back as a Bird, my Family can benefit from my use there.
He's sent back, as the most Beautiful Hen in the Coop..
His family was very proud of the Hen, however the other hens within the Coop were envious..
One approached and said "If you're so good, why haven't you laid any eggs?"
Boggled by this, the beautiful Hen struggled real hard to Squat, and out came a beautiful brown egg...
"Beginners Luck..Try another" clucked the other Hen..
Harder yet in struggling to produce another egg, pushing and pushin..
He suddenly felt a hand shaking him awake..
"Samuel wake up...Wake up damnit...You're shitting on the bed!!"

O M G ! ! !

I think I peed a little

Dean Thoreau · 11-19-2009, 07:12 PM

A man walked into the ladies department of Myer's

and shyly walked up to

the woman behind the counter and said,

'I'd like to buy a bra for my wife. '

' What type of bra?'

asked the clerk.

'Type?' inquires the man, 'There's more than one type?'
' Look around,'

said the saleslady,

as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, colour

and material imaginable.

'Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from .'

Relieved, the man asked

about the types.

The saleslady replied:

'There are the Catholic,

the Salvation Army,

the Presbyterian,

and the Baptist types.

Which one would you prefer?'

Now totally befuddled,

the man asked about

the differences between them.

The Saleslady responded,

'It is all really quite simple.

The Catholic type supports the masses;
The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen;

The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright;
The Baptist type makes mountains out of molehills.'

Sweet_Pea · 11-20-2009, 01:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rook

Samuel arrives to Heaven, is told he can return to his wife and kids, but not in Human form..
He says ok send me back as a Bird, my Family can benefit from my use there.
He's sent back, as the most Beautiful Hen in the Coop..
His family was very proud of the Hen, however the other hens within the Coop were envious..
One approached and said "If you're so good, why haven't you laid any eggs?"
Boggled by this, the beautiful Hen struggled real hard to Squat, and out came a beautiful brown egg...
"Beginners Luck..Try another" clucked the other Hen..
Harder yet in struggling to produce another egg, pushing and pushin..
He suddenly felt a hand shaking him awake..
"Samuel wake up...Wake up damnit...You're shitting on the bed!!"

This made me laugh out loud, im gonna have to borrow this joke and tell it to my brothers, hahahaha.

Good one!

11-17-2009, 12:15 PM	#4
Sweet_Pea Junior Member How Do You Identify?: Feminine Relationship Status: Married Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: San Gabriel Valley Posts: 65 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4 Thanked 31 Times in 17 Posts Rep Power: 25910	Those are both very funny! I am dog sitting right now for my cousin and her dog happens to be a "licker." So i am awaken at various times of the night in various stages of sleep with a pretty darn rough lick across my face or forehead. LOL! __________________ An eye for an eye makes the world blind. . .

11-19-2009, 11:25 AM	#5
Rook Senior Member How Do You Identify?: A.G - Stone Butch - GenderFuck Preferred Pronoun?: Hym, Hyz...or, just b respectable, it's not that hard.. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Loíza, Puerto Rico Posts: 2,264 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,211 Thanked 3,161 Times in 1,281 Posts Rep Power: 21474842	Samuel arrives to Heaven, is told he can return to his wife and kids, but not in Human form.. He says ok send me back as a Bird, my Family can benefit from my use there. He's sent back, as the most Beautiful Hen in the Coop.. His family was very proud of the Hen, however the other hens within the Coop were envious.. One approached and said "If you're so good, why haven't you laid any eggs?" Boggled by this, the beautiful Hen struggled real hard to Squat, and out came a beautiful brown egg... "Beginners Luck..Try another" clucked the other Hen.. Harder yet in struggling to produce another egg, pushing and pushin.. He suddenly felt a hand shaking him awake.. "Samuel wake up...Wake up damnit...You're shitting on the bed!!" __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

11-19-2009, 06:23 PM	#6
Dean Thoreau Member How Do You Identify?: ...earthling.....human bean, lezBean :) Preferred Pronoun?: doesn't mattter to me.. Relationship Status: single Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: tiny cardboard box at the jerseyshore Posts: 838 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 197 Thanked 502 Times in 169 Posts Rep Power: 2382250	Thoreau Family Thanksgiving Greeting Today I sent out this card out to our friends and family Dear Family and Friends, Once again, it is that time of year The Thoreau Family gathers around the table and contemplates the true meaning of Thanksgiving. It is not so much about the turkey… As it is the realization that… If the Native Americans had given the Pilgrims a Donkey instead of aTurkey... all of us would be getting a piece of ass on Thanksgiving. With love, The Thoreau Family __________________ Dean Thoreau To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. the other day someone described me as a dandelion: a pesky, annoying weed everyone loves to hate. So next time you go for a walk and see a dandelion go ahead try and yank it out by its roots, drown it with salt, or vinegar or chemicals...just remember me and the dandelions will survive, and live to see another glorious day!

11-19-2009, 07:12 PM	#8
Dean Thoreau Member How Do You Identify?: ...earthling.....human bean, lezBean :) Preferred Pronoun?: doesn't mattter to me.. Relationship Status: single Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: tiny cardboard box at the jerseyshore Posts: 838 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 197 Thanked 502 Times in 169 Posts Rep Power: 2382250	A man walked into the ladies department of Myer's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, 'I'd like to buy a bra for my wife. ' ' What type of bra?' asked the clerk. 'Type?' inquires the man, 'There's more than one type?' ' Look around,' said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, colour and material imaginable. 'Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from .' Relieved, the man asked about the types. The saleslady replied: 'There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?' Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them. The Saleslady responded, 'It is all really quite simple. The Catholic type supports the masses; The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen; The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright; The Baptist type makes mountains out of molehills.' __________________ Dean Thoreau To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. the other day someone described me as a dandelion: a pesky, annoying weed everyone loves to hate. So next time you go for a walk and see a dandelion go ahead try and yank it out by its roots, drown it with salt, or vinegar or chemicals...just remember me and the dandelions will survive, and live to see another glorious day!

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11-17-2009, 03:32 AM	#2
Niteshift Junior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch woman Preferred Pronoun?: She/Her Relationship Status: Hers Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Nashville Posts: 24 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 6 Thanked 52 Times in 8 Posts Rep Power: 10682	I love to watch my small zoo of dogs and cats play with each other. To see the little spaniel chase the big shepard around and then seeing them look at me and smile. Awesome. The cats streaking through the house chasing shiny brites and hatching their "eggs".

11-17-2009, 06:19 AM	#3
ducky.mcclure Member How Do You Identify?: Queer... that is all you get Preferred Pronoun?: um... she.. I think... shrug call me anything that pleases ya Relationship Status: Domestic Partnered with DillyBear Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Toledo, Ohio Posts: 393 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 87 Thanked 635 Times in 222 Posts Rep Power: 4451135	try to imagine this you are sound asleep in a nice warm comfy bed.. you vaguely feel something bump against your hand several times... you rollover and drift back to sleep.. all of a sudden your hear this horrible noise and a solid thump on your forehead... you wake up to see your roommates cat meowing at you and head butting you... because you were silly and left your hands out of the covers.. so they must be there to pet the lil sh*t... you look at the clock and it happens to only be 2am... dont you just want to scream?? I know I do when he does this to me.. practicaly every night... and I go to sleep with my hands under the covers.. but they come out most likely because I am hot.. grrr well I hope my lil experience makes you laugh.. it seems to make everyone else laugh.. chow for now