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Old 11-18-2009, 08:46 PM   #81
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hi and bye bromos and those who love them. Off to the good Dr.'s house. This pack your bag, and dog, overnight dating is kinda crazy, haven't done it for five bazillion years.

c'mon pedro pan, we're headin out.
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Old 11-19-2009, 06:10 PM   #82
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Old 11-19-2009, 08:15 PM   #83
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Dear Bonne mots,

You have been scooting off to canoodle, leaving us to wilt like neglected houseplants and now you want to complain?

But, it seems gone are the days when we could insinuate ourselves into your plans with - what the HELL is her name anyway?

I suppose we could try to bromance Dr. M, but, well, that might just be awkward.

Maybe Scrabble?
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Old 11-19-2009, 09:04 PM   #84
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Dear Mr. Scent,

Let's just call her the good Dr. Ok? And the good Doctor has some who are bromancing her in person locally, so we are working on her bro-bilities.
(now there are too many smilies, damn)

but long-distance, via bonne, bromancing is welcome also. I think we may not see her on a sight like this, but watch for her via her sparse here and there presence on my FB comments.
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Dear Bonney,

I just want to know if the Good Doctor is good at giving head.

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Dr. mgalmf head alfma! It is amlgyrgt!

Oops, sorry. My scarf was over my mouth.
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Dr. mgalmf head alfma! It is amlgyrgt!

Oops, sorry. My scarf was over my mouth.
Never fear, Bonne! I read scarf-speak!

"Dr. Feelgood Gives Head All Night! It is Almighty!"

Woot!

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yr good.
Girrrrl, when your teenager speaks 90 words a second and texts you things NOT in grammatical English, you get good at deciphering strange languages.

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Dahhhhmmmm. It got crazy in here.
It got GROSS.

BUT! e did find my very own icon...



Whoops.

This one...

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Whooooooooooo is this?
What's wrong with two bro's that are good friends?!
Perfectly platonic. Don't make me write a haiku about it!
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Perfectly platonic. Don't make me write a haiku about it!


Just the latest filly in your stable, Ezee.

On second thought, I should've nabbed the screenname "PolyEsther".


Nice unicorn.
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Just the latest filly in your stable, Ezee.

On second thought, I should've nabbed the screenname "PolyEsther".


Nice unicorn.
Ahhhha I like a ladee with jokes. Since I am unsure that the poly life style is for me, perhaps you'd like to meet some of my butch friends like gobblemaster69, Freek_no_leash, daddyfriscoho. Let me know if any of them sound interesting to a fine femme such as yourself!

Unicorns RULE! Going back to play Xbox now.......
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When Ezee told you sometimes he pitches and I catch, he was referring to our baseball team!

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On second thought, I should've nabbed the screenname "PolyEsther".


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