What Cracked You Up Today?

Blade · 08-17-2014, 07:37 PM

conversation between my Mom and the Elf

Elf...Mamaw are you listening to the creature tonight

Mamaw....looking at me and LTB strangely because the Elf has talked about my grandparents, who died even before LTB was born. But the Elf says she sees and talks to them.

Mamaw....huh? what creature honey?

Elf...the creature at church, looking at Mom like DUH

LTB....the preacher Mom, she calls him the creature

OMG we all had a belly laugh out of that one, Gosh I could just pinch her

Zimmeh · 08-17-2014, 10:25 PM

Ruff and I getting lost in Clearwater, FL looking for a CVS Pharmacy. Instead, we found a local gas station where the clerks were thrilled about a K-9 dog biting a car thief. ⛽️✈️☕️ We sat in my car eating ice cream while watching this.

Zimmeh

Femmadian · 08-18-2014, 12:05 AM

THIS:

I laughed so hard I cried.

Saw this on Buzzfeed with the caption "Being A Good Mother Means Sometimes Buying Your Kid A Vagina Cake When They Lie" so naturally, >>click<<...

08-17-2014, 07:37 PM	#1
Blade Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: TG Preferred Pronoun?: He Relationship Status: once in a while someone amazing comes along...and here I am! Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Down on the farm Posts: 5,501 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,855 Thanked 14,412 Times in 4,058 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	conversation between my Mom and the Elf Elf...Mamaw are you listening to the creature tonight Mamaw....looking at me and LTB strangely because the Elf has talked about my grandparents, who died even before LTB was born. But the Elf says she sees and talks to them. Mamaw....huh? what creature honey? Elf...the creature at church, looking at Mom like DUH LTB....the preacher Mom, she calls him the creature OMG we all had a belly laugh out of that one, Gosh I could just pinch her __________________ Yeah so what if I'm triple dipped in awesome sauce? The best way to predict the future, is to create it.

08-17-2014, 10:25 PM	#2
Zimmeh Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: Femme Preferred Pronoun?: Me Relationship Status: I am a human and not a possession Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Southern Volusia County, FL Posts: 6,746 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 23,549 Thanked 13,441 Times in 4,317 Posts Rep Power: 21474858	Ruff and I getting lost in Clearwater, FL looking for a CVS Pharmacy. Instead, we found a local gas station where the clerks were thrilled about a K-9 dog biting a car thief. ⛽️✈️☕️ We sat in my car eating ice cream while watching this. Zimmeh __________________ "A loving heart is the truest wisdom" -Chinua Achebe

08-18-2014, 12:05 AM	#3
Femmadian Member How Do You Identify?: Femme Join Date: Apr 2014 Location: Isla Nublar Posts: 385 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,296 Thanked 2,400 Times in 362 Posts Rep Power: 21474848	Cherry Slush Club! THIS: I laughed so hard I cried. Saw this on Buzzfeed with the caption "Being A Good Mother Means Sometimes Buying Your Kid A Vagina Cake When They Lie" so naturally, >>click<<... __________________