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09-16-2014, 08:21 PM
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Listening to the radio on the way home they ask the question. .. what has your spouse done to make you wonder how could you have married someone so stupid? A lady called in and says. .. remember last year when the ice storm hit? I sent my husband to the store and told him to buy some things that we could eat should the power go out. He came home with TV dinners, and several other items from the freezer section. DUH. I ask him how did he think we were going to heat them should the power go out. He said in the microwave silly.
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09-16-2014, 09:33 PM
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my lady today....
she was falling asleep while I was feeding her a snack...and rather than startle her I whispered her name....she woke and whispered back, "what??" and I continued to whisper, "i have a snack for you!" to which she responded "Why are you....incoherent word (but I knew she meant to say WHISPERING) ". So I whispered back, "The cat is sleeping!" She looked at me like I was crazy and then burst out laughing.... It's good to know that even with this horrible disease she has her sense of humor intact.... 
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09-29-2014, 10:00 PM
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Peanut butter fudge ...that was supposed to be maple fudge...
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09-29-2014, 11:46 PM
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Chatters tonight in the chat room cracked me up tonight. So much laughter going on. OMG it was great to be there.
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10-03-2014, 12:09 PM
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10-03-2014, 10:11 PM
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He is so fun!!
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10-05-2014, 07:50 PM
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While at Mom's she was telling me about riding threw town and asking Daddy if he wanted to stop for ice cream. At the moment she said ICE CREAM...out of a dead sleep her little dog snapped his head up pointed those ears straight up and looked her dead in the eye.
He is suppose to be about a 6 pound Chihuahua, he is about 12 pounds..I'm beginning to think the ice cream did it.
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10-05-2014, 09:03 PM
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Okay, who else, besides me, is a fan of the British Royal Family???
 I give you this: eh ehehehehehehehehe!!!!  ~Theo~  |
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10-06-2014, 05:11 PM
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Bazinga!
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10-06-2014, 08:13 PM
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10-06-2014, 09:19 PM
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10-07-2014, 06:50 AM
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my attempt at dry humor...
At Home Depot picking up a couple cheap bricks...
Home Depot dude: have a good day! Me with bitchy resting face: I will, once I put these through someone's window. Home Depot dude:
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10-13-2014, 07:39 PM
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once in a while someone amazing comes along...and here I am!
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While waiting for the light in town to change. Yes only one light in town. I watched a lady park in the empty bank parking lot get out go to the door pull on it to find it locked. She threw her hands on her hips and noticed the sign on the door. .. I'm sure saying they'd be closed today for Columbus Day. She threw her hands out to her sides and seemed to be saying WTF then leaned into the window to make sure no one was in there.
I'm thinking lady did you notice your car is the ONLY one in the parking lot? Did you think all the bank employees parked down at the Wagon wheel and walked up to the bank for exercise this morning. I laughted so hard at her expense
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10-13-2014, 08:28 PM
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He went from "lashing so hard"...to "laughted so hard"... When I joked with him about his lashing that poor woman, his dog must have been sitting on his reading glasses!! We have a lot of laughs in this house about his glasses and goofy posts!
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10-15-2014, 06:24 AM
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attack of the hairy spider!!!
I HATE SPIDERS!!!
Especially when one peeks out from under my visor as I'm driving on the highway to my doctor's!!! She may need to give me anxiety meds after that!! I nearly jumped outa the car...but instead, as the creepy crawly thing walked it's way over to my mirror, I found a place to pull over...afraid it would jump in my lap, I reached for anything to kill it with...TWICE I tried to hit it with the tissue box and still missed!! It jumped to the passenger side floor board and hasn't been seen again.... OMG!! my skin crawled the entire trip!! I am so bug bombing my car when I get home!!
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10-15-2014, 07:50 AM
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Chatting on the phone with Q about how we're going to end up sitting faaaaar away from everyone else this evening just to avoid their sniffly bugs.
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10-15-2014, 08:07 AM
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Had the immense pleasure of meeting my business associate's brand new granddaughter. Olivia is so cuddly, smells so good, (the top half anyway)
OK, the part that cracks me up. Her initials are O.M.G. *snorts. Told her mom thank goodness she doesn't have a third initial of Felicity...... 
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Hair Pulling...... not just for preschoolers. 
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10-16-2014, 06:53 PM
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My lady...
She has regressed...some days she's a little girl and some days she's a teen... That said... She thinks her son-in-law is "cute"... (he looks a lot like Woody Harrelson) and as he was leaving, she said a veryyy flirtatious goodbye...as soon as he was gone she turned to me and said, "he could have BOTH of us!!!" I about peed my pants laughing!
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10-16-2014, 08:07 PM
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My kindergarteners doing the "nay nay" for me at recess.
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