Speak a Lie ..... - Page 9

Words · 11-20-2009, 01:07 PM

MizzSabra makes the most awful brownies ever.

Horrible, horrible things.

Really.

Apocalipstic · 11-20-2009, 01:18 PM

I am thrilled to be at work.

I hope no one brings me chocolate.

and

I wish it were Monday.

suebee · 11-20-2009, 02:11 PM

I was able to check off every single item on my to-do list today!

MizzSabra · 11-20-2009, 06:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Words

MizzSabra makes the most awful brownies ever.

Horrible, horrible things.

Really.

They were just *awful* weren't they? Good thing we ate ALL of them so no one would get sick!

Gemme · 11-20-2009, 07:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cybersuebee

I was able to check off every single item on my to-do list today!

Everyone loves a braggart.

Surayna · 11-20-2009, 08:19 PM

I am perfectly healthy and feeling wonderful!

*sniffcoughsniff*

MrSunshine · 11-20-2009, 08:22 PM

I juuuuuuust LOVE having a gerbil sized bladder

atomiczombie · 11-20-2009, 08:43 PM

I am not lonely at all. I love being single. I never miss having a hand to hold, lips to kiss and arms open to me. I don't wish I could find a date at all. I especially would hate having a pretty femme who lives within 2 hours of me to date.

SuperFemme · 11-20-2009, 09:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deadyboy

I juuuuuuust LOVE having a gerbil sized bladder

Inner Habitrails rock.

MrSunshine · 11-20-2009, 09:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SuperFemme

Inner Habitrails rock.

Oh I couldn't agree more. It makes me as happy as shitting in a

SuperFemme · 11-20-2009, 09:47 PM

I always shit in my socks.
Never EVER in my cowboy boots the first day of kindergarten.

Jess · 11-21-2009, 08:13 AM

I love being waken by my mothers screech.
She does not have a voice that could bend nails.
I really missed that part of my life since I was 16.
I look so forward to starting todays chores! Whee!
I never ever abuse coffee!

shadows papa · 11-21-2009, 09:26 AM

I love being stuck at my desk doing homework
I don't notice it's drearily beautiful weather outside
I AM NOT staring at my mountain bike.....

Gemme · 11-21-2009, 03:58 PM

I am ecstatic about the slowness of my computer today.

NotAnAverageGuy · 11-21-2009, 04:07 PM

I so enjoy slow things like computers and browsers

hottprof · 11-21-2009, 06:44 PM

I love having the zombie plague.
It is my favorite sickness.
I love that I can not breathe and that I have no voice.
It so easy to sing in the car now...that I sound like barry white

Smiles

NJFemmie · 11-22-2009, 06:43 AM

I certainly don't think shitting in a sock is weird.

I don't think Linus went overboard with some of these smileys.

I am delighted it's Sunday, because my favorite day of the week is tomorrow.

I am not wishing everyone a good morning.

Blaze · 11-22-2009, 11:27 AM

I really like ironing my scrubs for the week.
I can't stand having my coffee first thing in the morning.
I am not looking forward to Football games today.
I think that my dogs really understands me.
I hate my ferrets with a passion!!!

Andrew, Jr. · 11-22-2009, 12:30 PM

*I hate my furkids
*I hate that it is Sunday meaning sports on TV all day long
*Coffee first thing in the morning sucks
*I hate this site
*I hate everyone on this site
*Linus needs to be more creative with the smilies. We need more of a selection. What we have now...ump
*Monday is my most favorite day of the week

NJFemmie · 11-23-2009, 09:10 AM

Here we are again ... on my most favorite day of the week!

Yay for me!

I do hate however, knowing that I will only have a three day work week this week and have four horrible days off.

Oh, and a new butt crack did not emerge in my office this morning! Now I have two wonderfully pleasant views to look forward to on a random basis.

*Sigh* How wonderful it is to be me all the time.

11-20-2009, 02:11 PM	#163
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11-20-2009, 08:19 PM	#166
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11-20-2009, 08:43 PM	#168
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11-21-2009, 09:26 AM	#173
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11-21-2009, 03:58 PM	#174
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11-20-2009, 01:07 PM	#161
Words Member How Do You Identify?: Queer femme submissive Relationship Status: Married Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: UK Posts: 969 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,449 Thanked 4,258 Times in 677 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	MizzSabra makes the most awful brownies ever. Horrible, horrible things. Really.

11-20-2009, 01:18 PM	#162
Apocalipstic Pink Confection How Do You Identify?: Femme Preferred Pronoun?: She, Her, Ma'am Relationship Status: Dating Myself Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Nashville Posts: 4,266 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 17,195 Thanked 11,362 Times in 2,838 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	I am thrilled to be at work. I hope no one brings me chocolate. and I wish it were Monday.

11-20-2009, 08:22 PM	#167
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11-20-2009, 09:47 PM	#171
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11-21-2009, 08:13 AM	#172
Jess Timed Out - Permanent How Do You Identify?: decidedly indifferent Preferred Pronoun?: other Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Patrick Springs, VA Posts: 2,812 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,247 Thanked 5,700 Times in 1,682 Posts Rep Power: 0	I love being waken by my mothers screech. She does not have a voice that could bend nails. I really missed that part of my life since I was 16. I look so forward to starting todays chores! Whee! I never ever abuse coffee!

11-21-2009, 04:07 PM	#175
NotAnAverageGuy Timed Out How Do You Identify?: Trans Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Texas Posts: 1,723 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 109 Thanked 282 Times in 178 Posts Rep Power: 0	I so enjoy slow things like computers and browsers

11-21-2009, 06:44 PM	#176
hottprof Member How Do You Identify?: female Preferred Pronoun?: Miss to you... for hym... Relationship Status: Crashes One Femme Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: PA Posts: 335 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 180 Thanked 549 Times in 188 Posts Rep Power: 4984838	I love having the zombie plague. It is my favorite sickness. I love that I can not breathe and that I have no voice. It so easy to sing in the car now...that I sound like barry white Smiles

11-22-2009, 06:43 AM	#177
NJFemmie Senior Member How Do You Identify?: The original lime-twisted femme Preferred Pronoun?: I answer to most things, especially lesbian. Relationship Status: Still loving my Mare ;) Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: New Jersey Posts: 4,683 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,343 Thanked 11,419 Times in 2,976 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	I certainly don't think shitting in a sock is weird. I don't think Linus went overboard with some of these smileys. I am delighted it's Sunday, because my favorite day of the week is tomorrow. I am not wishing everyone a good morning. __________________

11-22-2009, 11:27 AM	#178
Blaze Senior Member How Do You Identify?: With my drivers Lic. Preferred Pronoun?: Gentleman.. Depends on the Situation. Relationship Status: Last Rodeo, what a ride, many sunrises & sunsets to be had... Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: where a realtor had me sign the dotted line Posts: 1,901 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 6,466 Thanked 5,457 Times in 1,450 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	I really like ironing my scrubs for the week. I can't stand having my coffee first thing in the morning. I am not looking forward to Football games today. I think that my dogs really understands me. I hate my ferrets with a passion!!!

11-22-2009, 12:30 PM	#179
Andrew, Jr. Timed Out How Do You Identify?: Me Preferred Pronoun?: He Relationship Status: Unavailable Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Over the Rainbow in a House Posts: 5,072 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 16,004 Thanked 5,249 Times in 2,216 Posts Rep Power: 0	I hate my furkids I hate that it is Sunday meaning sports on TV all day long Coffee first thing in the morning sucks I hate this site I hate everyone on this site Linus needs to be more creative with the smilies. We need more of a selection. What we have now...ump *Monday is my most favorite day of the week

11-23-2009, 09:10 AM	#180
NJFemmie Senior Member How Do You Identify?: The original lime-twisted femme Preferred Pronoun?: I answer to most things, especially lesbian. Relationship Status: Still loving my Mare ;) Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: New Jersey Posts: 4,683 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,343 Thanked 11,419 Times in 2,976 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	Here we are again ... on my most favorite day of the week! Yay for me! I do hate however, knowing that I will only have a three day work week this week and have four horrible days off. Oh, and a new butt crack did not emerge in my office this morning! Now I have two wonderfully pleasant views to look forward to on a random basis. Sigh How wonderful it is to be me all the time. __________________