How do you know when you are getting older?

flapdoodle · 10-05-2014, 09:05 AM

when I get excited about a 24 hour craft event on HSN, like, today. I was already told "you don't need any more art supplies", at least 15 times while still on coffee number 1, I need to find some crafty femmes on here....I have my eye on a sewing machine, for me, that's a real sign.

C0LLETTE · 10-05-2014, 11:13 AM

When I tell people how old I am and kids ask me what gay life was like in Victorian times.

Chad · 10-05-2014, 02:36 PM

Technology and remembering life before it.

TruTexan · 10-05-2014, 03:22 PM

How do you know when you're getting older?

When you can't get up from a seated position without pain in the lower back.

Oh to be younger again....without the pain that is.

Blade · 10-07-2014, 05:08 PM

When you think you've seen or heard everything and you figure out you are still not sure if you should believe what you see and hear.

cinnamongrrl · 10-25-2014, 01:45 PM

I was looking at a mountain the other day...thinking how I could get up there. While pondering, I realized the face of the mountain was a sheer rock cliff. I thought better of trying to hike it lol

Rockinonahigh · 10-25-2014, 05:44 PM

The only thing that come's to mind is....brain fog.Really sucks.

kittygrrl · 10-25-2014, 07:02 PM

burning the candle on both ends is no longer an option

SleepyButch · 10-25-2014, 09:20 PM

I know I'm getting old because I moved some heavy stuff early this weak and the soreness lasted for more days than usual lol. I like feeling sore as it is sort of a feeling of accomplishment but that was ridiculous!

JDeere · 10-26-2014, 12:47 AM

You need a heating pad on more days then normal!

diamondrose · 11-24-2014, 12:23 PM

I felt old when I met my new partner on the truck and she tells me she's 22.

CherryWine · 11-24-2014, 12:39 PM

When you wake up wondering why your shoulder is so sore, and then you realize it is because you played Wii bowling the night before.

Jesse · 11-24-2014, 12:47 PM

How do you know when you are getting older?

When you have the bladder of a newborn, and have to get out of bed every couple of hours to sleepwalk to the bathroom.

~ocean · 11-24-2014, 03:44 PM

~~ when someone 1/2 your age thinks they just taught you something ~ that u already forgot ~~ lol

EnchantedNightDweller · 11-24-2014, 04:12 PM

When you realize your parents are depending on you to care for them.

SleepyButch · 11-24-2014, 04:17 PM

When you can no longer read the fine print.

Also, I am grumpy a lot more now lol.

Blade · 11-24-2014, 06:03 PM

when going out to eat just doesn't give you that excited o'boy feeling anymore. It's like geez shower change clothes drive all the way back to town. Wait on a table, order, they bring the wrong stuff, forget to bring the extra condiments. Eat wait on the check, tip them more than they deserve and drive all the way back home. Coulda already cooked cleaned up the kitchen and been in my sweats watching TV by then.

LOL grumpy ole fart I am

C0LLETTE · 11-24-2014, 06:07 PM

When the only people laughing at your jokes are your grandchildren and only cause they want a cupcake.

ksrainbow · 11-24-2014, 06:16 PM

When the theme song from the tv show *The Love Boat* plays and I can sing it word for word.

This actually happened today and only two others who knew it: sang it with me!

Cole610 · 11-29-2014, 10:21 AM

When you make a joke about staying inside because
its icy out and you don't want to slip and break a hip.
(and you sort of mean it)

10-05-2014, 02:36 PM	#3
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10-05-2014, 03:22 PM	#4
TruTexan Senior Member How Do You Identify?: lesbian butch Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: Single Join Date: Aug 2013 Location: in a one horse town in a large state, in the U.S. Posts: 3,952 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 6,112 Thanked 5,268 Times in 1,633 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	How do you know when you're getting older? When you can't get up from a seated position without pain in the lower back. Oh to be younger again....without the pain that is. __________________

10-07-2014, 05:08 PM	#5
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10-25-2014, 01:45 PM	#6
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10-05-2014, 09:05 AM	#1
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10-05-2014, 11:13 AM	#2
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10-25-2014, 05:44 PM	#7
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10-25-2014, 09:20 PM	#9
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10-26-2014, 12:47 AM	#10
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11-24-2014, 12:23 PM	#11
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11-24-2014, 12:39 PM	#12
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11-24-2014, 12:47 PM	#13
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11-24-2014, 03:44 PM	#14
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11-24-2014, 04:17 PM	#16
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11-29-2014, 10:21 AM	#20
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