Confessions Are Good For The Soul

Blade · 10-14-2014, 05:22 PM

I confess! After looking all over my bed and sheets hoping to find the soft plastic tip to my Bluetooth in one piece, I didn't find it.

I confess I sat on the bed to put my boxer briefs on, stood up and pulled 'em up and popped the waist band. I sat back down on the bed and felt a lump in the back of my boxers. I stood back up and felt it. It felt like a lent bunny from the dryer.

I confess I slid my hand inside my boxers and down the left side of my butt, to find the half of the chewed up plastic ear piece stuck to my butt. Yes, I got tickled, cuz I don't sleep nekid. So I either sat on it when I sat on the bed to put my boxers on, or all my traveling I do during the night and it being sorta gel like. It might have gotten stuck on my thigh and all my oochin and scoochin, it made it's way to my butt cheek.

I confess, maybe I should have put this in the "how'd that get there" thread.

10-14-2014, 05:22 PM	#11
Blade Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: TG Preferred Pronoun?: He Relationship Status: once in a while someone amazing comes along...and here I am! Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Down on the farm Posts: 5,501 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,855 Thanked 14,415 Times in 4,058 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	I confess! After looking all over my bed and sheets hoping to find the soft plastic tip to my Bluetooth in one piece, I didn't find it. I confess I sat on the bed to put my boxer briefs on, stood up and pulled 'em up and popped the waist band. I sat back down on the bed and felt a lump in the back of my boxers. I stood back up and felt it. It felt like a lent bunny from the dryer. I confess I slid my hand inside my boxers and down the left side of my butt, to find the half of the chewed up plastic ear piece stuck to my butt. Yes, I got tickled, cuz I don't sleep nekid. So I either sat on it when I sat on the bed to put my boxers on, or all my traveling I do during the night and it being sorta gel like. It might have gotten stuck on my thigh and all my oochin and scoochin, it made it's way to my butt cheek. I confess, maybe I should have put this in the "how'd that get there" thread. __________________ Yeah so what if I'm triple dipped in awesome sauce? The best way to predict the future, is to create it.