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Old 04-29-2010, 07:17 AM   #1461
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Old 04-29-2010, 07:18 AM   #1462
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NJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It is WAY too early to be that gross! Eeeewwwwwwwwwww!!!!! lol


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It is WAY too early to be that gross! Eeeewwwwwwwwwww!!!!! lol


LOL ... I'm sorry. If it means anything - it grossed me out too, and whenever I look at that picture, my leg freakin' hurts. Being empathic sucks.
Consider this -- I picked the best of the worst, mm'kay??
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LOL ... I'm sorry. If it means anything - it grossed me out too, and whenever I look at that picture, my leg freakin' hurts. Being empathic sucks.
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[nomedia="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQu_NLRvULM"]YouTube- Elaine Benis Dances from Seinfeld[/nomedia]


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OMG! I miss that show!!! That was one funny episode!!!

"Sweet fancy Moses" might have to be my new catch phrase.....

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I'm oldish and have had 2 children....I've done that 2nd dance......often..... hee hee.....

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"Sweet fancy Moses" might have to be my new catch phrase.....

I used to work with this girl, who would come into my office, close the door, and spontaneously break out in the Elaine dance. She would then open the door and just simply leave.

Good times. God I miss her.
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I'm oldish and have had 2 children....I've done that 2nd dance......often..... hee hee.....

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Hey sister, I've got no kids and I do that dance at least three times a day.

TMI? pfffft... at this age, who cares, lol.
I'm lucky to make it to the bathroom without incident
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Hey sister, I've got no kids and I do that dance at least three times a day.

TMI? pfffft... at this age, who cares, lol.
I'm lucky to make it to the bathroom without incident

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