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Old 11-19-2014, 09:46 AM   #1
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Now this thread has JAGG's name written all over it....
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Okay.... when my daughter was about 7 I asked "what do you want for Xmas? "

She says with conviction " I want shit. " "Are you sure?" I reply. "Yes. I want shit. " okay. She wants shit.

Christmas Eve..... "what do you really want?" I ask.

"Shit."

Ok. She really wants shit.

Christmas day .... there is only one present under the tree for her... a small package. Yep. She opens it and bursts into tears..... We of course are laughing hysterically!

Rubber pile of shit.

For the next several months she pranked peeps everywhere.

Best present EVER!
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Okay.... when my daughter was about 7 I asked "what do you want for Xmas? "

She says with conviction " I want shit. " "Are you sure?" I reply. "Yes. I want shit. " okay. She wants shit.

Christmas Eve..... "what do you really want?" I ask.

"Shit."

Ok. She really wants shit.

Christmas day .... there is only one present under the tree for her... a small package. Yep. She opens it and bursts into tears..... We of course are laughing hysterically!

Rubber pile of shit.

For the next several months she pranked peeps everywhere.

Best present EVER!
OMG! That is priceless! Thanks for sharing.
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My sister wanted a new car for Christmas one year, so I bought her a matchbox car!

God, was she mad!
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