What Cracked You Up Today?

Blade · 12-28-2014, 01:04 PM

After taking Mom on an all day excursion and missing the game I wanted to watch I finally made it home about 8. Got almost all of my treasures in the house and my phone rang.

In a gruff loud almost drunken voice, I her FL say where the hell are you at
me...standing in my kitchen, I just got home
FL...why the hell aint you at my house
me...I didnt kniw I was suppose to be
FL....my wife said she text you
me...she said we are having our gettogether this Sat. I thought she was talking about YOUR FAMILY
FL...you are my family and you've got about 30 minutes to get here, maybe 45 and Im coming after ya. Dont make me come after ya

omg did he get ripped, I did not, but had a good time
he was quite the entertainment last night

LeftWriteFemme · 12-28-2014, 08:30 PM

A. Spectre · 12-30-2014, 08:23 AM

really? what a maroon who did this. *wink* or....a devilish sense of humor.

12-28-2014, 01:04 PM	#1
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12-28-2014, 08:30 PM	#2
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12-30-2014, 08:23 AM	#3
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