Corny jokes

Daniela · 02-15-2015, 10:50 AM

Two cows are standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this morning." "I don't believe you," says Dolly. "It's true, no bull!" exclaims Daisy.

dark_crystal · 02-15-2015, 10:52 AM

did you hear about the zoo that didn't have any animals except one dog?

It was a Shih Tzu

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Daniela Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Femme Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: married Join Date: Nov 2014 Location: Jersey City Posts: 2,065 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 10,382 Thanked 5,239 Times in 1,243 Posts Rep Power: 21474849	Two cows are standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this morning." "I don't believe you," says Dolly. "It's true, no bull!" exclaims Daisy.