Vanity Fair Questionnaire.

[Apocalipstic]

What is your idea of perfect happiness? afternoon with Cynthia with nothing to do and nowhere to be, house clean and dogs asleep.

What is your greatest fear? I think my greatest fears are behind me. Something crawling up through the toilet is a continuing there though.

What historical figure do you most identify with? I can't think of one.

Which living person do you most admire? My sister.

What is the trait you most deplore in yourself? I hate it when I second guess myself.

What trait do you most deplore in others? Hypocrisy

What is your greatest extravagance? Travel and books

On what occasion do you lie? When telling the truth is cruel.

What do you most dislike about your appearance? My facial scar

What is your favorite journey? The Fantastic Voyage

What do you consider the most overrated virtue? Purity!

Which living person do you most despise? No one living.

Which words or phrases do you most overuse? WTFFFFF

What is your greatest regret? That I once adopted out my cats for a girl. It is the worst decision I have ever made.

What or who is the greatest love of your life? Cynthia

When and where were you happiest? I am happiest now!

Which talent would you most like to have? Athletics

What is your current state of mind? Kind of stressed with the flood and all.

If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be? I would like to be more athletic.

If you could change one thing about your family, what would it be? I can't even answer this.

If you were to die and come back as a person or thing, what would it be? one of my kitties.

If you could choose what or who to come back as, what would it be? a kittie

What do your consider your greatest achievement? surviving

What is your most treasured possession? pictures of my Mom.

What do you regard as the lowest depth of misery? My mother's death

What is your most marked characteristic? laughter

What is the quality you most like in a man? In anyone...respect and honesty

What is the quality you most admire in a woman? the same

What do you most value in your friends? honesty and respect

Who are your favorite writers? WH Auden, Emily Dickinson, Faulkner and non-fiction writers

Who is your favorite hero of fiction? James Bond

Who are your heroes in real life? Do I have to have a hero?

What are your favorite names? Lauren, Anne, Renee

What is it that you most dislike? people

How would you like to die? with Cynthia holding my hand

What is your motto? Let Love Rule