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Old 03-20-2015, 10:36 AM   #1
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People talking on the phone in the bathroom.
People talking on the phone in line at the store.
People talking on the phone over dinner.
People talking on the phone on a date.

And water spots on the the bathroom/kitchen chrome.

And adults using text talk.

And those who wear expensive clothes & accessories and then wear nappy beat up ugly shoes.

And sarcasm.
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LOL I flushed the toilet one time, completely cutting off someone's phone conversation. I felt bad about it for about half a second, and then I came to my senses.
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THIS drives me infreakingsane. Especially when trying to grocery shop and people just leave their buggies (shopping carts for those of you not from the south ) in the middle of the aisle.

Another one would be people who park their cars like jackasses...either taking up more than one space or parking too close to another car.
Don't come up here. That's the norm.

Ever notice how people will push their carts in the same manner that they drive on the roads and that no one realizes that the rules of the road apply to store aisles as well? Speed demons, slower than molasses in winter, distracted and oblivious to others....4 way stops, side streets need to yield, etc.

Frustrating.

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Don't come up here. That's the norm.

Ever notice how people will push their carts in the same manner that they drive on the roads and that no one realizes that the rules of the road apply to store aisles as well? Speed demons, slower than molasses in winter, distracted and oblivious to others....4 way stops, side streets need to yield, etc.

Frustrating.

I know this well now.

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People who talk too much, people who talk too loudly, without saying. absolutely. nothing.

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1. Anyone who pronounces the word Missouri in the following manner - [mih-ZER-uh] will automatically elicit some sort of reaction from me. It's reflexive. That particular pronunciation repels and attracts me all at once. I'm not sure what that's about, but it is what it is. I never know exactly what to do when someone does it, though; it puts me all out of sorts. My outward reaction might be stoic, I suppose; but inside I'll be a little freaked out, lol.

2. When I hear adults refer to potatoes as "taters," tomatoes as "maters," and bananas as "nanners," it actually pains me. "Maters," by far, bothers me the most.

3. However, what really sends me over the edge more than anything else is the widespread phenomenon of adults having adopted the speech patterns typically associated with teenaged girls hailing from the valley - complete with that absolutely dreadful vocal fry.

(Case in point: I was having the most relaxing experience at the salon last week until two chatterboxes (who, it must be noted, literally did not stop talking the entire time I was in the chair) seated right next to me struck up one of the most inane conversations I have ever had the misfortune of overhearing.

And as they continued their ceaseless and vapid banter, all the more pronounced became this particular manner of speech in each of them. So what was at first (for all of 5 seconds) mildly amusing, reached a very rapid crescendo of annoying as I was forced by circumstances beyond my control to seriously contemplate the feasibility of stealing a pair of scissors and plunging them directly and deeply into my beleaguered ears for a bit of relief from the mounting migraine, lol).


I have never understood the need some feel to fill every single pause with mindless conversation. Ooh - there's number 4.

That's all I can think of for now, but this is not to be construed as an exhaustive list, lol.
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