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Old 03-30-2015, 04:38 PM   #341
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I haven't heard any of these but I dare say I love them just a little bit.
I don't know that anyone else has every heard any of these. Grammie was quite unique and I'm sure these gems were all her own. Glad you like them.
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That's new. I've heard 'finer than frog hair' though.

I've used these in the past 2 days:

...righter than rain aka righter'n rain

....shit or get off the pot
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Pocketbook ( I believe it's now called a purse or handbag?)
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I still say pocketbook... I hear my nana's Irish accent when I do lol

"Doesn't amount to a hill of beans!"

I used this today while attempting to clean windows that are fixed in place. Made the parts of the window I did wash look out of place
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I used this today while attempting to clean windows that are fixed in place. Made the parts of the window I did wash look out of place
My mom says that a lot. She also says "What's that got to do with the price of onions?" when someone says something irrelevant to the conversation at hand.
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"What's that got to do with the price of tea in China?"

Heard it often growing up.
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I grew up hearing it all the time but I haven't heard anyone say it in years
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For crying out loud!
For the "umpteenth" time....
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