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Old 04-20-2015, 10:43 AM   #1
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Ok, so yesterday, dinner, was going to be shrimp kabobs. Thinking they needed a glaze as they cooked, there was a bottle of raspberry balsamic vinegarette. I thought, oh yum! But right next to that bottle was a strawberry balsamic vinegarette, humm ?

Then I thought, eww, not starwberry on shrimp. But why did raspberry sound good? They are both berries..hmmm

What sounds better to you?
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Ok, so yesterday, dinner, was going to be shrimp kabobs. Thinking they needed a glaze as they cooked, there was a bottle of raspberry balsamic vinegarette. I thought, oh yum! But right next to that bottle was a strawberry balsamic vinegarette, humm ?

Then I thought, eww, not starwberry on shrimp. But why did raspberry sound good? They are both berries..hmmm

What sounds better to you?
hmmm...raspberry sounds better to me, too. No idea why!

Another random thought...Cream of Celery is my favorite Campbell's soup flavor, which is strange because I don't even like celery.
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Default Totally disgusting random thought.......

Cats urp up hairballs all the time. Some of them can be quite impressive.

What happens with the animal hair humans ingest? I mean when you're an animal person and have them in your home, you get hair in your mouth all the time. Right??? I'm sure during the night I end up swallowing a lot of hair. Four animals sleep with me every night.

So why don't we urp up furballs. Do we end up with a hell of a furball in our tummies???


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Cats urp up hairballs all the time. Some of them can be quite impressive.

What happens with the animal hair humans ingest? I mean when you're an animal person and have them in your home, you get hair in your mouth all the time. Right??? I'm sure during the night I end up swallowing a lot of hair. Four animals sleep with me every night.

So why don't we urp up furballs. Do we end up with a hell of a furball in our tummies???


Weird.
It passes through with solid waste unless, as you surmised, it winds up twisted in your guts and then you have a problem.

On a semi-related note, the average human swallows 8 spiders in their lifetime. Usually when asleep.
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It passes through with solid waste unless, as you surmised, it winds up twisted in your guts and then you have a problem.

On a semi-related note, the average human swallows 8 spiders in their lifetime. Usually when asleep.





I really.......I mean REALLY......could have done without the spider info.


another random thought. When is my friend going to visit me so we can eat ourselves to death??? hhmmm
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I really.......I mean REALLY......could have done without the spider info.
I was just thinking that...

Also, if humans coughed up hairballs, I'd be sick all the time. My cat is a long-haired shedding (and pooping) machine.
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I really.......I mean REALLY......could have done without the spider info.


another random thought. When is my friend going to visit me so we can eat ourselves to death??? hhmmm
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